Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
Anaxes 5
Anaxes will also iterate: Australians do not have wild animals running/hopping around our cities, well, sometimes small kangaroos but that's usually when they're squashed flat on the highway. I count the roadkills while driving, gives me something to do.
kingtuna 0
maybe he's fllowing his fathers role, his dad proposed to his mom from the back of a garbage truck! So he one upped his dad! now he's a proud loser! maybe they will honeymoon at Walgreens.....
swimspy 3
why is this an FML?
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
y the hell is dis an fml. who takes family trips to walmart? n like r u mad because that's where he proposed to ur mom if that's the case ur a effin asshole.
EvilDave 13
This is not an FML.
Grosdebile 0
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12luck34 0
Haha ;) And how many people were watching? :)
damador 0
This isn't an FML for you it's an FML for your mom
jtag017 0
lololololol
lilkim_fml 0
FYML!