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Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

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lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

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darknut79 17

"Family game" Well there's your problem.

5secondsofvvifi 21

My concern is why anyone would play cards against humanity with their family. Isn't that supposed to be a game with your friends? Hope OP doesn't have a younger sibling...

tzemmy 25

I think it's perfectly fine to play with your family as long as you're close with eachother and don't get offended. I've played few times with my mom, brother, and a few other people, and all of us had a good time. you can play with anyone you're comfortable with :) family or not

derpina72 23

I agree with #24, I could've just said, "lady part fart, mom." Without feeling awkward or uncomfortable. I guess it just depends on the family.

JayGatsby 25

#24, if OP was (understandably) uncomfortable explaining what queefing was to her mom, then I don't think they're close enough to play, but I do agree that it's normal to play with family.

Earl_KarmasBitch 36

YDI for playing that game with people you'd be embarrassed to talk to about that sort of thing. You might as well complain about being embarrassed that you decided to watch 2 girls 1 cup with your mother.

Mauskau 36

I thought a queef was a normal fart, lady part farts are just fannyfarts. Although that probably doesn't make much sense to Americans.

lulinator 40

OP here. Yes, I'm aware (NOW!) that it isn't a "family game!" My sister-in-law brought it to play after our family dinner. None of us had ever heard of it before. My mom is very innocent, so hearing her have to read out some of the lines was probably the best part of the game. She was crying from laughing, my brother got a nosebleed from laughing, and I almost threw up. I also had to explain to my dad what "road head" is. Poor guy.

LordPopo 13

I played with my family once. Parents, brother, 15-year-old sister, uncle, aunt and two very elderly grandparents. We all had a great time! But yeah, I'd agree that it probably isn't suitable for most families.

CaitiieBuggs 23

I play that game with my family all the time, it's our favorite. We're a weird bunch though, so it's probably not suitable for many families out there.

ScooperScribbles 10

#99 - yep, that sounds like a normal reaction to an average Cards Against Humanity game

kotake 7

It's not like queefing and roadhead are the worst cards out there...

wyverntail 15

#99- Next time try playing Apples to Apples. It's the same thing but it's innocent

eightbithero 12

Look on the bright side... You're opening up your parents to a "younger" generation!

demetrius1551 15

i played with my mom, her boyfriend, and my brother and they understood everything. it just depends on your family and their personalities

horneyhic 15

Just be thankful you didn't have to explain pixalated butake

hoehntrain_79 9

I actually did have to. Extremely awkward, considering that they were all adults and I'm 16.

itwasalongnight 10

I actually won with that card, not knowing what it meant. My friends took much delight in telling me!

redstone7693 29

or German dungeon ****.

Squeepy 19

Yep, had to explain that one to a friend's mom. Fun times, fun times.

JazzHandsFML 28

71 German dungeon **** or pixelated butake

iambarrel 9

Smegma is the worst thing to have to explain, I think.

llamarrama01 21

I had to explain to my friend what smegma is during that game.

Welshite 40

Hot molten lava?

mukduk 21

I wasn't able to explain, so I just showed everyone a picture. Haha.

bossking23 15

My advice: next time that word comes up and someone has no idea what it is, tell them to go to Urbandictionary

itwasalongnight 10

Um, my parents had to explain that one to me!

Just_A_Tree 20

"It's a fart out of the front for females." That's what I said when my parents asked me... They don't ask me questions anymore...

sturschaedel 27

Smegma is a medical/biological term. How can an adult have no idea what that is?

Mitchellbassists 29

I would have lied and made something less disgusting up. Although, knowing Cards Against Humanity, I imagine OP had to explain many other things.

photographer49 22

#4 Well I hope after the queefing incident OP finally wised up and put the game away. To avoid similar situations like this further into the game.

siggy_mcsigx 22

What's so disgusting about a queef?

doodlecloud 27

Queefing isn't really that disgusting. Kinda funny if anything. If that's the only word OP had to explain then I think they got of kind of lightly tbh.

MissBehavin77 18

You probably should have just left that one alone and told her to go google it. Or at least make something up.

WCARlover 35

Last weekend I was going to play cards against humanity with my family...then I looked at some of the cards like "fingering" and decided against it.

tournamentdecide 33

How about Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole? That one is my personal favorite.

R3TROxLOV3 32

76, I'm personally fond of "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum"

WOTAN1488 24

Well that sucks. Playing Cards Against Humanity with a group of drunken friends actually isn't as fun as it sounds either btw.

Enslaved 38

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

I agree. I played 2 weeks ago and even though I was winning, it wasn't fun at all -- Just a bunch of crude cards with Beavis and Butthead humour. I couldn't even finish the game because it was boring.

farrito102993 9

we play all the time when we're drinking. (My friends and I). we all play for hours, and enjoy it. but everyone has their preferences. :)

abbyade 21

I don't even know what it means lol

adamzki1999 16

"When yo' pussy be makin' noises it shouldn't" - Abraham Lincoln

jeepers_1 21

Then google it. No need to publicly admit your lack of knowledge.

ProfessorMctitie 20

#29 you sound like a peach

MzZombicidal 36

#29, Then shut it. No need to publicly admit your lack of tact.

ProfessorMctitie 20

I love queefing out my hoo-hoo

Exodiafinder687 58

OP: Mom, a queef is kind of like a stubborn muffler. OP's Mom: How so? OP: Because one is a fussy part and the other is a pussy fart.