Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
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allard 14
It's gonna happen eventually, so here it is.... 'What a sticky situation' There, done.. I said it.
DooleyFTW 17
Why can't people ever just put chewing gum in a bin and not in disgusting places like under tables and in people's hoods? It's such a filthy habit!
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Comments (144)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, that's disgusting. And that's from someone who used to ride the subway in New York City back in the 70s and 80s when it was really bad.
alwaysbored13 14
To think old people are usually the ones that complain of "the rudeness, lack of respect and ignorance" of anyone younger than them... OP you need to try to be more cautious while riding public transportation ...
bubo_fml 11
I hear using peanut butter is useful for removing gum from your hair...Can't help you with the spankerchief though...
aubielovsea 9
Peanut butter will get it out
colbyb 0
If you make. A mixture of 2 tablespoons of peanutbuttet then add a 1and a half tablespoons of flour and rub it into the gum it sood come rite out!
danielle25 15
just do thiss... one time i had gum in my hair and my mom like froze the gum and then it broke its really easy(:
walleneve 2
use baby oil and brush it..
th3hardrocker 12
What an ass. Try peanut butter and mineral oil with warm water
foreverhurt 6
Use ice! That's how I got gum out of mine once!
parhay 0
Use peanut butter I used it when I had gum I'm my hair