Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
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Top comments
madisonnnnn13 11
Parenting skills at its finest....
wowlolreally 12
What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too
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madisonnnnn13 11
Parenting skills at its finest....
DerrickJames 33
You shouldn't say that! The mother may be lurking and brand you as " The Other Bitch!"
Keevarou 17
I think it is better to be called a bitch than a failure ^^
SoSickWithIt 14
What about, "Bitch you are a failure!" ?.. Is that the holy grail? Or what if we bust out the C word? Last time I said that.. I almost died.
alice_in_mordor 21
Next time she says it just say, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
Fmylab 8
A bitch off the ol' block? Takes one to raise one? Or how about: "Must be like looking in a mirror, Mom. Except still young and cute."
SoSickWithIt 14
What if the apple tree is ontop of a hill with a very long slope, and a stream is near that slope, and the apple stays afloat and goes for miles and miles away from the original apple tree? Or what if the apple is harvested and shipped thousands of miles away from the tree? :O or what if the apple is picked up and eaten?
andyyroxx 20
42- Man, you're pretty excited today aren't ya? Replies on every comment, the apples are falling everywhere!
MidnaLink 35
36 ...You want OP to get grounded?
Stephanopolous 0
Lol burn!
birdierising 16
Yes. Brilliant!
KareBear7364 5
Girl I know the feeling, don't let it bother you. Be the bigger person.
happle 21
My mom calls me a bitch too. I just ignore it, so at some point she'll get bored and stop.
mb2_native 15
You guys are lucky, I can't even say '****' when I stub my toe without her getting mad :/ and it's really hard for me not to swear :( I even said Jesus when I was annoyed at something.. After that, I rather swear :/ it's funny though :p
wowlolreally 12
What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too
JanisEvans 10
Maybe it's currently coming around end has seen going around for years.
GuessWhatKids 13
Maybe OP is actually a bitch...
MaJiCiDe 5
I never saw that one coming...
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I think it's fair to say your mother is out of the running for 'Mom of the Year's award.
mandachea10 8
Well, my mother and I butt heads a lot, and from what i remember when I hit my teens, other girls, as well as myself at times, can say the stupidest shit, that can really set anyone off, especially they're mother.
isallwaysme 27
their*
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
Kill her with kindness!
Abantiquo 7
And don't interpret that to mean making her a cake laced with poison ;)
AssTard 15
55- 1. Build up an immunity to iocaine. 2. Make a cake for two. 3. Poison the cake with said substance. 4. Tell your mom to eat the cake with you. 5. Muahahahahaha
chocolateisyum 12
Maybe you should start calling yourself a son of a bitch, and when she asks why, say that it's because she is a bitch.
Ch0sen 13
Too bad OP is female, huh.
chocolateisyum 12
Yeah I guess, but where I'm from, we call girls a son of a bitch tooZ
Bakarra 22
What? Women hate each other? is this a new thing?
HeartOfLead 24
What? Sarcasm goes undetected? Is this a new thing?
KiddNYC1O 22
Is that a trick question? Women are always in battle with each other.
Ch0sen 13
No matter how uncomely it is for your mother to address you that way, there must be something you're doing that's provoking it - I suggest you fix that first, for both your own and your family's sake.
birdierising 16
At the same time though, this means her mother thought she was a bitch while raising her, and couldn't or just didn't do anything about it. The mom should also take a look at herself.
chinagirl3343 8
There is no excuse for a mother to speak that way to her child. Her mom makes my blood boil! Correct your kid if she does something wrong. You're a pathetic person to result to calling your own child that!
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
OP you're no longer just a bitch in her eyes, but you are "The Bitch." It's a title not just any can hold, so wear it proudly! On a more serious note it's pretty messed up coming from your own mother. Unless you've been giving her a reason to think of you in that way.
Ololo_fml 16
she just got a new title achievement!
SoSickWithIt 14
Comes nowhere near the feeling of being the Hand of A'dal. :P
plasticsmile42 2
Achievement unlocked (5g) Earn a title of self empowerment.
SoSickWithIt 14
No. This was a WoW reference you go home Xbox. >:/
feldco1 17
Technically she raised you so...
SoSickWithIt 14
Technically, so technically, would it also be okay for a father to molest his daughter? Or for a mother to verbally harass her son? Since they raised that child, it basically means enslavement? If that's the case, should the case of Dred Scott be given to parents for their children?...
zandalee 20
Go home sosickwithit. You are drunk.
SoSickWithIt 14
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
lulubelles 33
I read #11's comment to mean 'she raised you so it's her fault if you're a bitch' not that the mother can do what she wants because she raised OP.
SoSickWithIt 14
Hmm.. Yes I see. So should parents of criminals be arrested as accomplices?
monnanon 14
sosickwithit do you actually read what people say? or would that just detract from the ridiculous rant you're on.