Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
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caffeinecat 9
You mean ex, right? If he's so scared of introducing you after almost a year of being together ... when's he actually going to have the guts?
A Frenchy in Eire 31
And you're still with him because....?
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Comments (14)
Petra Grote 20
Dump his ass
caffeinecat 9
You mean ex, right? If he's so scared of introducing you after almost a year of being together ... when's he actually going to have the guts?
RichardPencil 32
Well, airport terminals are more interesting than rental car counters. He did you a favor.
JLS 4
At least there’s a bar, although guessing they aren’t 21. Also guessing they are trying to drive the car illegally since having dad “sign for it”.
raven_of_azarath 35
OP could be 21. You have to be 25 to rent a car.
catrat123 4
😮 Which country is this at?
A Frenchy in Eire 31
And you're still with him because....?
chickensheep 15
...she loves him regardless of whether fathers approves of mixed race relationships?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
you're still with him so you deserve it!
mr_dinzaster 16
Shit he is just trying to keep the peace
AmbrosiaFan 19
Ten months he still hasn't introduced you to his folks... IS it you he's embarrassed about or his folks?
TxKitten79 10
And he's not your EX-boyfriend? Ridiculous.
leximichelle 13
Username suggests the dad is racist, which is a clear sign a long term relationship would be very rocky. You may want to reconsider the dating thing if that is the case.
Trinity Fenwick 7
lots of other fish in the sea at the terminal. happy hunting.