Today, on to the bus home from school, I sat next to a guy that I ride with every day, but don't know well. He looked at me and said, "Hey, I know this girl named Bridget who looks just like you, but a lot more pale. She's really weird." I'm Bridget. I just got a tan. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
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Casey Ballard 5
what an idiot 😂
RichardPencil 32
You sit with him every day and he doesn't recognize you when you get a tan? You may not know him well, but he seems rather stupid. Is that what you want?
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Comments (9)
Casey Ballard 5
what an idiot 😂
RichardPencil 32
You sit with him every day and he doesn't recognize you when you get a tan? You may not know him well, but he seems rather stupid. Is that what you want?
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, no; *nobody* wants that.... While you can't fix Stupid, you can still duct-tape 'im so as to keep him quiet - and your sanity/ peaceful solitude intact, right? [/s]
TxKitten79 10
Without more context this sounds like awkward-clueless-guy flirting to me rather than him actually not knowing who you are.
DrSamba 7
That was actually my thought, having once been the kind of guy who would pull that. I once sat on a bus next to a really cute girl for both legs of a 2.5 hour field trip without saying a word to her because I had no clue on how to start a conversation. (We finally became friends on Facebook 35 years layer and got together at our 40th reunion.) Still, I would never have added the "she's really weird" part, especially if it was a girl I liked.
kirby1964 20
Ok, he was making a joke, and you were to dumb to see that. On you girl.
LostSoul 20
oh,a joke that is also an insult. How passive aggressive of him.
LostSoul 20
I would have just said, " oh, you know my twin?"