Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
Today, during a intense orgasm I screamed, "You're my God!" at my husband. Afterwards, he told me I was blasphemous and reminded me that God smites those with false prophets. Needless to say, I think I'll just keep my mouth shut in the future. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
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StripedSwtor 7
he's screwed if you guys have a son
oicu812xD 16
You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying
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I_missed_it 2
"Hey Swetie I don't believe you, but when we have a daughter let's name her _________ everytime you thinkof hat name just image our beautiful daughter staring at you with her pudgy cheek and big brown eyes." Take care of that excuse quic and simple.
missababgaga 19
Moaning your future daughter's name? That almost sounds like premeditated incest... Which is pretty creepy to think about
challan 19
That's a quick and fantastic lie to come up with on the spot like that. Even though you're pissed, Opt, give your man a little credit! Besides, he just didn't want to hurt your feelings. Regardless of what these other people are saying, your man was just fantasizing. C'mon... you haven't thought about Channing Tatum or some other secret lover? I have a date with Channing in about 30 minutes.
_TheAtheist_ 10
Yeah yeah yeah, so he was fantasizing about somebo-- HOLD it! He.. He what? He.. MOANED? I'm sorry but that's breaking strict guy-code right there. It'd be ok if he snarled the name, barked it, shouted it, yodeled it, whatever. But moaning it is unacceptable. FYL.
jellycorn 13
Yodeled it? That's an interesting mental image.
Abfootball 1
That's probley the best cover up story I think I've ever heard! Props for him!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I have to give props for originality and coming up with that on the fly. But even so he did not stick the landing.
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
He's quick on his feet
lexiieeex3 32
Wow he's quick on his feet. Nice alibi!
elletex 8
Just his ass?
Rick832 5
I appreciate the fact that you can understand that sometimes people just fantasize. For the sake of their marriage I hope that's all it was, just a fantasy.