Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
Today, during a intense orgasm I screamed, "You're my God!" at my husband. Afterwards, he told me I was blasphemous and reminded me that God smites those with false prophets. Needless to say, I think I'll just keep my mouth shut in the future. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
StripedSwtor 7
he's screwed if you guys have a son
oicu812xD 16
You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (167)
bcmarathon 3
Question: why would you say YOUR daughter's name WHILE having sex? If you do have a kid nanny cam his ass.
Ilikeike 4
Ahahahhahahahahahahaha. that's all I gotta say.
gemini_tw 1
lol focl lmao...........that's it
GeorgiaRae 2
This would be even funnier if the guy was an atheist.
beccaFAMOUS 3
Very clever!
Samus_Aran_fml 0
He really played that off like a pro.
TreyDuhh 10
Probably one of the best I've heard, lol surprised its not on all times list. It's halarious
haruhiotakufan16 7
Beware he might be castiel
jeff_boles 12
Possessed by the Lord? I don't think that's a thing.
RiddleMePancake 12
he woulda had more luck skipping the divine encounter shit and saying thats the name of our future daughter!!