Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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Top comments
brittanyayy 8
You lasted three hours??
jackii1313 9
Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.
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Comments (95)
fruityskylark 5
Your friends sound like jerk-faces!!! 0_0
IAmAGinger 7
Why did they even bother inviting you? Unless it was your idea, they should have talked about it at a separate time.
anythingmustbe 18
Well I guess you felt like a fish out of water
Psych101 9
Geez 1, calm down with the language. I do agree with you, however.
madreedy 7
I guess you were abandoned "politely".
BandWagonGuy 8
Scumbag friends.
alival 12
I couldn't have said it better myself
Meettitan 14
Next time you're at one of their houses alone you should re-arrange their entire house due to a "miscommunication"
Awkward_Science 2
Oh, the woes of talking in Japanese Pig Latin.
tjv3 10
OP You need new friends .
brittanyayy 8
You lasted three hours??
TBelle4Ever 15
Your profile pic is perfect for your comment!
folfg0 12
No kidding. Why didn't you call your "friends" op. 3hours??
ALpein 0
Maybe OP did. Maybe their friends told OP they were on their way.
tennisrapper1 14
15 - remember: they were at the waterpark. I highly doubt they would have picked up their phones.
StripedSwtor 7
maybe op is the kind of person who is able to sleep in public... while in their bathing suit
Aug1508 9
I think anybody would have left after an hour probably after thirty minutes... I would have.
winnerme123 8
At least it wasn't a nude beach.
jackii1313 9
Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.
Tarah2112 3
I agree.. True friends wouldn't do that and would actually be concerned if you didn't show up
lizzlegirl 9
i would have been gone after after about 45 minutes. Some friends they are, though..
icrest80 4
8===✊====D
ucoolgirl31 20
Well, maybe you need to make better friends!! Ones who actually give you the right one and place. Or the ones who call when they notice you aren't there!! Sorry OP!!
tennisrapper1 14
You waited too long. **** them for not even calling you asking where you were or where to meet them.
williamcarter93 13
Take the hint. Apparently they aren't your friends. Find some new ones or ride solo.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
But first, CRACK SOME GODDAMNED SKULLS!
kingcaesar 0
Your "friends" are awful people. Sorry OP :l
Forest_Berry95 6
Asshole friends. I think they were trying to send you a message...
tennisrapper1 14
"Sorry OP, there was a huge gunman trying to kill us all! Yeah, it was horrible, we were trying to save your life!" I couldn't agree more. (For the stupid dumbasses on FML, the comment in the quotations was sarcasm).
ManInTheMachine 20
tennisrapper1- Most of us understand what sarcasm is. Actually, scratch that. SOME of us understand what sarcasm is. For those who don't, let them sow their stupidity to the FML community. It makes more fun for those of us who regularly tear them a new one. ;)
tennisrapper1 14
Maninthemachine - I'm avoiding the face palms before they begin. That's all. :P
Axipiter 24
Send them a message back... In the form of beartraps placed just inside their front door late at night. Next time they come home after ditching you, SNAP!!! Roadhouse.
random_jay 6
You didn't call them and ask where they were?
unpossible 26
Exactly this.