Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw some really nice dining room chairs sitting out on the curb waiting for the garbage man. I went to the door to ask the owners why they were throwing them out. They told me it was because they had just bought new furniture. While I was talking to the owner, somebody else picked them up. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I was on the road, driving home. Before I'd headed out, I'd scored six amazing large house plants for free. My kids picked them up for me, and delivered them to my dining room. My husband put them out on the patio for me, in the sun, and burned them. Bye bye $100+ in free plants. FML
Today, I paid 100$ for a trash service to pick up my broken couch. Minutes later, I got an email from someone finally replying to my ad for a free couch. FML
Today, after finally convincing my wife to let me donate the piles of junk lying around, I was backing out of the driveway with a full load when she ran out going, "Wait, wait!" She wants to go through everything and try to sell it. Back to square fucking one. FML
Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
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Top comments
FMASS 0
so what ? u gave it for free ur neighbor took it and sell it
gooBUZZ 0
OP, don't complain. You said free, what else do you expect? Once someone takes it, they're allowed to do whatever they want with it.
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Comments (72)
FMASS 0
so what ? u gave it for free ur neighbor took it and sell it
sasonzal 4
yes,you had successfully repeated what op said
marmlr339 14
agreed. YDI for not selling it yourself.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
at least you were giving it away and no longer needed it. my neighbour sold my bed and tv from my house to a bum for $10
thelastavailable 13
Agreed
ItsSho 5
Your intention was to give it away for free, you made no loss, but I'm pretty sure the OP will find someone to sue for this.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
fricknugget 3
famas
Mister_Grinch 0
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
jewban 3
YDI for being neighbors with Mr. Krabs
sha17472 0
Keenan - lol!
ImaginaryFoe 1
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XxxT3rr4xxX 25
now that's what I call a crafty entrapaneaur ... haha but seriously why didn't you think of selling it? ydi
gooBUZZ 0
OP, don't complain. You said free, what else do you expect? Once someone takes it, they're allowed to do whatever they want with it.
OverweightNinja 0
The whole point of FML is for people to vent there issues and complain about lifes annoyances..
OverweightNinja 0
That was meant for #3
gooBUZZ 0
#4, yes I know, but it's his fault for being a dumbass. If he were smarter, he would have realized that this sort of thing would have happened, then I wouldn't have to be reading it when it isn't even that bad.
felipe87 2
#12 then what would you have to respond to?
crazy_fool 0
I agree with 2, you can't really complain about the situation. You were giving it away for free so someone would take it off your hands and your neighbor just saw a way to make some profit.
Hipnog 15
Selling a gift is a dick move.
cusof 0
Smart guy :D
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. OP, you wanted to be rid of it and now you are. Your neighbour's little bit of opportunism should not change anything for you.
pman590 8
what is OP
Fortuitous 0
Oblong Piñata
aab121 4
Ostrich Pee
Astroman129 7
Ovary penetrating
FYLDeep 26
Obese Policeman.
ikayleighh 0
original post
yazdmich 1
LOL
Falcon_My_Life 0
Orgasmic potato
Spenerish 0
Organic possums?
NeatNit 33
Oh *****
lol523 0
Lmao xD # 65
KoRnLeader 0
orangoutang penor
luckyyyy 0
you could have made some profit , don't complain because you don't know how to make some money
anii123 0
exactly my point.
EmreArslan 11
Idiot, he was being nice. It was obviously meant for someone who needed it. While his asshole neighbour took advantage of his kindness. People asking money for everything these days...
krdel 0
Too many YDIs lately
frear 0
YDI
deafeningsilence 8
YDI
theian01 3
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Shadow111 0
what does it even mean
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
you deserved it
Lisa89 3
what everyone else says. YDI
chowE_fml 4
ydi
Arya1990 7
I can imagine that might be a little annoying but it's NOT an FML! You wanted the table gone and your neighbor took it away! good on him for being a smart middle man and getting some money! ps: can someone tell me what OP stands for?
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Original Poster.
Boyk14 0
I was wondering the same thing... I think it stands for original poster
IvyPalin 7
OP means other person
hkgirl89 8
YDI...should have thought about selling it first...
LuxAeterna_fml 0
It's 50$.. I don't see the big deal.