Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
Wow, that is very shallow of him.
flashback.miss 28
sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...
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Comments (157)
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Has anyone considered that this has nothing to do with boobs at all? I'm sure this was a psychogenic reaction of some kind due to a huge influx of emotions. Said emotions could be anything from fear and anxiety to realizing he was gay to realizing the enormity of only being able to have sex with OP for the rest of his life. I think chalking it up to boobs is just too simple.
joeymo304 9
I agree 100%
suri23 11
Annul! Annul!
marramrammar 2
Tell him it is natural - blood rushed to other extremities
dudeimmadoc 9
Oh wow. I'm so sorrry to hear that OP. Hang in there!
cookie1207 19
This needs more details plz!!
caysters 12
And that is why I could never marry someone I hadn't slept with. You just don't know if you're sexually compatible until you have sex! And whether you like it or not, sex is HUGE in keeping a relationship together. You won't be happy if your partner just can't please you.
joeymo304 9
I think most of you missed the target here. I don't think he fainted because of her cup size. It sounds like he passed out from the buzz of the whole experience. If I'm wrong than he's an idiot.
ZigPress 3
This is why sensible people don't wait until they're married.
mryoung702 7
poor guy.. he's embarrassed because he fainted. he didn't mean that. just reassure him that he's still s man and all that. .. that cuts be stressful for him he probably don't your entire time engaged winding if he can please you. ..
graphicstyle7 17
So... you waited to have sex. I really don't mean to be a downer here, but are you 100% sure he's not gay? I've met gay guys who were supposedly into "waiting because it's best" only to find out they were in deep denial of their own sexuality.