Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
Wow, that is very shallow of him.
flashback.miss 28
sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...
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Comments (157)
katebabymp7 3
Omg that's terrible
scotti19 14
Wait. Does this mean they're too big or too small?
Lulubabes2313 2
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you test drive the car BEFORE you buy it
Osyx 20
Well see it positively, he thinks you're so good looking that he faints and thinks you're too good for him!
saltysilverfox 7
that's what you get for waiting
tormcn 26
Are you a tranny?
TheMystery13 13
Well shit, what the hell is wrong with your ****? In all seriousness, this is only the beginning of why this whole wait-for-marriage-to-have-sex thing is ridiculous bullshit.
ilovemsminaj 13
I respect you for being able to wait, that's hard to do and most people don't do it.
anna123456123456 7
Maybe he's gay.... "It's easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him"
OctoberJade 12
This is why premarital sex can be a good thing. While sex is not the most important part of a relationship (or shouldn't be), it is part of the package o a relationship. If you are not sexually compatible with each other, and don't find out til after you're married, then you either have to commit to experimenting until you find something that works for both, or slowly pulling apart coz your needs aren't being met, likely ending in infidelity and/or divorce.