Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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Top comments
ApollosMyth 22
Wow, that is very shallow of him.
flashback.miss 28
sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...
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Comments (157)
crzysweetksss 1
He probably couldn't handle how hot you are :)
LoneBooker88 16
the question is: why did he faint?
sondya 1
I feel real bad for you:( but this is why it's not always horrible to sleep with someone before marriage. I've heard many stores like this with people who wait until they're married to have sex. i wish you the best though!
koldfire 1
Oh man. Hello arrogance. You just of forgotten your "socially retarded" comment when you said they were the one resorting to petty insults.
pike1346 3
Gay???
bdub31 11
I guarantee I wouldn't faint. Lol. Sorry to hear about that.
allliseee 8
I'm sorry for you, but how didn't you see how shallow he is?
ophel1a 7
Wait, maybe he's just gay?
AlwaysClutch15 3
Moron. That's what you get. You don't buy a car before you test drive it.
cardboardpeople 7
Maybe he thought you were too good for him.