Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé if we could get legally married at the courthouse before we had the big wedding ceremony, just to quell my irrational fear of being left at the altar. He agreed, then didn’t show up at the courthouse. Nightmare realized. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
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HoorayForFML 0
He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)
aback 5
Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.
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Comments (122)
spyderman2190 0
wow that sux, im sorry to hear that.
dude_stfu 0
hahahhahahahahahah that is so sad. But so funny lol
ilovefatcats 12
FYL defenatley!
EvilLittleGirl 24
you were the first comment and you wasted it...
citizen_fml 0
what a bastard
darren824 0
good for him for thinking things through
pinkfrogsoup 0
He thought them through a little late.
HoorayForFML 0
He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)
FireFlie07 20
What a complete asshole! Deny him the act of Woohoo for a year!
genius_man16 1
I like how people always say that the girl should withhold sex as a punishment, when that also means that they can't have sex. I suppose if he's crappy in bed it wouldn't be as hard but it still seems like a weird thing to use as punishment.
HoorayForFML 0
hahaha sims reference ftw. :D
rightsaidred 3
Who needs a man when there are batteries?
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed with 42. Sex is a wee bit different for girls; unlike guys, we don't really need it. I mean, we do, but not nearly as badly, and are easily kept occupied with toys in the meantime.
annamg 0
Yeah, because using sex as a bargaining chip is really helpful and healthy in a relationship.
DameGreyWulf 1
Well having sex when you hate each other isn't exactly helpful either. Sex often releases certain chemicals (in the brain) that enhance the feelings of trust, needing, bonding, "love," etc... so ******* someone repeatedly when you don't actually like them is going to make shit like divorce and getting dumped a lot harder to get over, and may be the cause some people stay in abusive relationships. Also, when you're pissed off at somebody, why have sex with them anyway? It's not always just a bargaining chip to get what you want. "You've really pissed me off in such a way that I am in no mood whatsoever." If my partner did that to me, what OP's did to her, I would be too pissed for sex too. @57: If he gets it elsewhere, then he loses her. Not that it seems OP's man is exactly the kind to care...
BrEnNo1023 5
i've always wondered: what's with all the judgemental critiscism associated with men using 'fleshlights' (imitation vag) when vibrators or ****** are perfectly okay for women and aren't subjected to the same kind of 'ha, what a pathetic loser, can't get a real sexual partner' judgement? is the 'ha, what a pathetic loser, can't get a real sexual partner' treatment just something that men use against each other? or am i just looking too hard into this? Or not hard enough?
DameGreyWulf 1
You're looking too hard, because nobody said anything at all like that. I meant that guys are usually the ones who more strongly desire the real thing. I actually knew a guy who once said "It's just not the same, I want a girl damn it!"
anonymsspermdonr 0
ur fiance is an epic winner. u shud marry him.............
subiedude08 17
Did u even read the fml
Entracte 0
You should falco punch him.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
either your dumb or deaf or cant spell cuz its falcoN punch
drano 0
Or this particular person is missing the "N" key... Oooooorrrr maybe they accidentally didn't hit the key hard enough while attempting to type at a speed of 19288347 words per minute. Likely the latter.
Eltsc 0
@55: The other guy made a typo, which is understandable. You, on the other hand, used "your" when it should have been "you're", left out the apostrophes in "can't" and "it's", misspelled "because", didn't capitalize the first word of the sentence, and left out the full stop at the end of the sentence. Learn to type before trying to correct other people.
morgan020 0
I don't even know what to say about this. it just sucks. I would have killed my husband if he had done that to me. good luck trying to explain what happened to your parents.
Tonkslupin1 1
I'm calling Bull Crap on this. The only people who sign a marriage license are the minister and 2 witnesses. The only way it wouldn't be valid is if your witnesses didn't sign. Bull Crap
monnanon 14
you definately sign something on the day that makes it legal. Whether thats a liscense or not I dont know
FlyMeToTheMoon 0
Actually you do have to sign something to make it legal.
The_Cait 0
You go your county court marriage license office before your wedding to obtain a license application. At that time, the bride to be and groom to be pay, and sign in front of a clerk. If you have your ceremony with a county judge at that time, the judge signs, and the license if filed with the court and a marriage certificate is processed. If you have a ceremony outside of the court, the religious or legal authority performing the ceremony signs and the license is filed with the court and a certificate is processed. Of course the bride and groom have to sign something! THEY are the ones entering the contractual agreement!
rightsaidred 3
It depends on the state, I think. I and my best friend DID have to sign on the day our weddings in Iowa.
ohnomama 0
I guess those papers I *thought* I signed on my wedding day were just halucinations because I was taking crazy pills!
Elizabeth_0x 0
Being A Bridesmaid + maid of honour for several weddings, i can assure you , the bride and groom both have to sign something after the wedding, so i doubt it's 'bull crap' actually.
paulie1998 0
I hope you're not "married".
mdwilde 7
It depends on the state. We signed ours after the wedding. There's a picture of us doing it so the official could take it with him.
amazed_71 14
Yes, the husband and wife also need to sign the license.
Theresa Anne Menutes 7
This is true now. Her post is from 2009 when you actually signed on your wedding day. It changed sometime after that. I was confused when I recently got remarried and didn’t have to sign anything on our wedding day this time.
OtakuX 0
That is AWESOME
Tonkslupin1 1
No you don't. I was married 2 months ago. I didn't sign anything the day of and my marriage was and is legal.