Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
Wow, that is very shallow of him.
flashback.miss 28
sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...
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Comments (157)
imbedderdenu 23
wtf??
Greenmarsh 31
Tell him that he "couldn't handle all of this anyways" while waving your hands around your body, also that's the risk you take when you wait until marriage.
Kukua 5
Am I the only one who's first thought was that maybe op's husband is gay and was trying to deny it to himself? Then he saw OP in all her splendor and realized he can't go through with it? ...it's entirely possible I'm reading too much into this...
denisgra000 2
The guy just sounds freaked out, probably needs a slap in the face and a stiff drink...
Flashman9000 9
Exactly why you should never get married to someone you haven't had sex with.
allplayedout 20
I literally don't understand how to take this other than 1. OP's chest is the Ark of the Covenant or 2. OP's husband is obviously gay.
mazor 22
YDI for waiting till marriage
threelildots 5
Look, people, waiting so long for sex is a big deal! There's little chance the man is gay and more that the scope of what he was about to discover was just too overwhelming all of a sudden. When you wait for something for so long you have a lot of expectations and some people panic at the thought of not living up to them! Poor guy, give him a few days to breathe and take it slow, there are other things you can do that'll put less pressure on the sensitive soul ;)
DotDootyDot 17
This makes me so glad to already have sexual experience! I would hate to be engaged to someone, building up expectations of how amazingly romantic and emotionally fulfilling sex will be, and then discover that me and him are completely incompatible on that arena. Sure, sex is only a bonus to a relationship, but I still feel like there has got to be the right amount of sexual chemistry and experience so you can enjoy yourselves together...
an3ph 20
Wow. So sorry, OP. I know it's hard not to take this personal, but unless you have tusks growing out of your chest, this is all about him, not you.