Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
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cutycat136 28
If you have discovered that, let us move onto the next lesson and learn that just about every other thing you can think of is going to be affected by gravity also.
mif_fml 27
Ew.. Honestly though I would rather that than vomit.
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Comments (56)
RusticChick 27
Good ol' fashioned Golden Shower, ay? Sorry bout your luck, OP.
Jordan_McD124 19
I'd be so very...Pissed
Unixxxion 22
times when you wish the ground would swallow you whole :")
thejonac 21
just go to the mearest bathroom and try to wash it all off asap. then if you're still uncomfortable, get cheap clothes from the gift shop and you're good to go :-) hoped you enjoyed the rest of the theme park
vikky538 29
that experience is even horrible when pee and puke FETs mixed and sprinkled all over like a spring rain....
myselfkk 20
Well...Gravity affects each and every thing on earth.....
greatfirstdate 18
This person said they found out by experience, smartass.
UmmOkThen 31
This is why you should always sit in the front of the roller coaster.
EarlFug 19
Fine strategy, but beware the loops!
doodlecloud 27
Gross, and that sucks. But I'm pretty sure you already knew pee was affected by gravity...
WindBlade360 7
Oh well my friend. I hope u got it cleaned out.
nityasomaiya 46
I still don't get if OP peed or was peed on....