Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
If you have discovered that, let us move onto the next lesson and learn that just about every other thing you can think of is going to be affected by gravity also.
mif_fml 27
Ew.. Honestly though I would rather that than vomit.
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Comments (56)
Aly_donawho 27
*Cleveland's voice* "Oh, that's nasty.."
DaraPhantomhive 14
I'm going to Cedar Point for a field trip in May. Well, I'll have good luck then.
Miranderh 15
Did anyone else notice that he was probably pissed off AND on?
RyWillieMitch 16
I want to know why it took OP this long to figure that out. I've never had to vacuum up floating blobs of my piss before.
EarlFug 19
Was this a clothing-optional roller coaster? That must've been one firehose of a piss.
Randomness90 27
Ew, I didn't need this new knowledge......being vomited on freaks me out enough.
ziggy_007 2
This has happened to me too.. I was wearing white
ana_lee_bonde 17
*kicks dead body*
welldammit1 21
I'm never going on a roller coaster again.
roxigrl14 8
Oh really? Gravity. What a concept.