Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
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zoerox01 0
it could have been worse, she could have sat on a sprinkler like i did when i was little and gotten diarrhea
Nomad609 0
There was probably more urine in the pool you know.. Some people pee in them. So...
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zoerox01 0
it could have been worse, she could have sat on a sprinkler like i did when i was little and gotten diarrhea
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
wtf? why did that get u diarhea?! That's really gay.
thisisnotagame 0
lmfaooo #54, hahaahaaha. That was great.
Harry_Poochi 0
I used to pee in the wading pools for fun. @ OP: You deserve it for going to a waterpark.
skullbashd 3
so you only got a good grade by taking others people opinions?
cellerbeck 4
it's better to be pissed off then pissed on... to bad you where both.
transilvanianson 3
ok, that is funny
_Adog2645 24
90, This is where the difference between "then" and "than" is *really* important.
UrRightFML 0
2ND
BURST 0
Everyone gets pee'd on sometime... not really.
Tripodi 0
asshole.
nabo_fml 0
lmao! that sucks so bad, dude. seriously :P
SAF_fml 0
jump in the water and you're fine... no FML there IDIOT
ughfuck1234 0
Okay, I'll come pee on you and you can see how much fun it is.
teentee401 37
He's on the stairs to one of the slides...there is no water around
wavessoccer7 14
I'm sure if you got pissed on you would be mad too. Don't act like you wouldn't.
Nomad609 0
There was probably more urine in the pool you know.. Some people pee in them. So...
zoerox01 0
he was in a line up 4 a ride!!! if i were him id b pissed and i wuldnt wanna move from the line id wanna go on the ride i FML u 4 being an inconsiderate douche xD
_Noon_ 0
Eww haha, I would've been so pissed!
SimpleSimon 0
Yeah but a few kid's worth of urine diluted in all that chlorinated water, versus a fresh, warm golden shower of kiddie piss... I know which fate I'd choose. OP should've made a scene.
Seti_fml 0
"OP should've made a scene." why? to make that little girl feel even worse? I mean, it sucks that it happened to him, but making a scene would only make matters worse for everyone in the vicinity.
Nomad609 0
I believe it was only a sprinkle more than a shower because it was a little girl plus she peed in her bathing suit so it couldnt have all directly poured into the OPs head so no big deal really.
captivemj 4
wtf?? how was the OP supposed to noe tht some lil girl pissed above her?? its just bad luck!! and he was on the wrong place at the wrong time!!
iKaite 0
Prick.
awickedsomething 0
Nice pun. LOL
SimpleSimon 0
Haha, nice pun!
_Noon_ 0
I know xD I just noticed after I posted it xD
iKaite 0
Thats golden.
cheesefest 0
Win squared!
Rockey 3
I was going to say the same thing.
Casualt1234 0
shut up tblack. you're 16. you don't know anything about what it takes to raise children. and whatever technique your parents used to raise you, it clearly didn't work since you're an arrogant little shit.
vitafabula 0
Can I just ask you something? If your IQ is 132, why can't you structure a sentence? I mean, I know periods and commas are so hard to come by these days, but really - how hard is it to just insert one once in a while? To mix things up, perhaps? It's extremely embarrassing to pee yourself, no matter what age you are. Would you really enjoy some strange man alerting every single person waiting in line that you peed yourself? It'd be mortifying. I feel sorry for the OP (I honestly wouldn't want to get peed on either), but really, the best thing to do it wash it off and spare the girl a lot more embarrassment. She'll already remember peeing on someone in public anyway - it's not exactly a positive experience. Is this what you're thinking? "I'm sixteen and I'm a genius and better than everyone else, so why don't I just make up facts about urine to prove my point because everyone will believe because I'm so smart." Notice lack of sentence structure while you think? So, why don't you scurry on home to Mommy and Daddy, stop beating up on little kids, and learn to "check your words before speaking".
ellehcor 0
What exactly is a "legal iq"? I have been professionally I.Q. tested myself by a certified psychologist but I'm not aware of it having any legal standing (and mine is higher than 132 but no one cares). Also, "unpractical", really? Before you go bragging about your I.Q. perhaps you should learn to proofread your internet postings. Also, with such an outstanding, astonishing level of intelligence, shouldn't you be self aware enough to realize that at 16 you really have no useful input on the appropriate way to raise children? A grown adult knows that behave like a two year old and have a fit in an attempt to frighten an already upset child is only going to make them look like an idiot. It isn't a stranger's responsibility to let your child know they shouldn't pee their pants. As the child was obviously upset they were already aware that they had done wrong. And, yes, being peed upon by a strange child is not pleasant for most but it is also not a tragedy.
skullbashd 3
t black you were a terrible pilot of the troll plane and have now been shot down
DietBroccoli 0
Golden rain more like, lol
kennythedude 3
Oh man, that sucks. I'm glad that hasn't happened to me yet.
Allord 0
YDI for standing under incontinent toddlers
SimpleSimon 0
lol, "yet"
ashmash 0
kids understand embarrasment at a young age...and i don't think an older girl would be comforted and told "everyone wets themselves sometimes." It was most likely a little girl who couldn't control her pee
fizeau 0
well ya but it could have been an older girl who got scared.
MK1029 0
Agreed.
Mata_Hari 0
Sure, make the scared little girl even MORE scared at an older man throwing a fit in public BECAUSE of the fact she got scared? How mature is that REALLY? Not including how inappropriate to "have a fit" just because of that?
Wittlestalker 0
If I get pissed on because some ******* kid don't know how to hold their piss in then I'm going to complain. If you got pissed while on a crowded line then it's the normal thing to throw a fit. Who cares about how the child feels. They're the ones who couldn't hold it in. It might not have anything to do with them being scared. She probably didn't pee when mommy asked her if she had to go to the bathroom. :/
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
you never know!
LMAO_over_here 0
You couldn't smell that it was urine?? Hmmm... I smell a fake...