Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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bigbadtim 7
You got a standing ovation.
matticus27 14
i hate it when tht happens...
ilovelife_01 0
Wtf! How funny
polopony 0
Urban Dictionary "speak into the microphone".
Justincolon22 15
lol omg
TrippyGreenSkull 2
FAIL. Everyone knows the classic "tuck up" is a two part maneuver, the second being a slight lean forwards, avoiding the whole embossed trouser-penis look and drawing attention from the little head to the big one.
QWERTYCommander 5
Dude, seriously. I did this maneuver successfully since 1st grade. You tuck it in your waistband, then you put your shirt over it. YDI.
stewpididiot 11
since 1st grade?? .....ok....?
QWERTYCommander 5
Yes, kids do get boners in first grade. And yes, they are big enough to tuck in there. So to the people who say you need an 8-inch penis to successfully do it, you're wrong.
RedPillSucks 33
Just tell them you were really excited to get your award. It would have been funnier if your hands were a little moist and sticky as you were shaking the presenters hand.
kiki1991_fml 0
maybe you shud pretend to slip n fall?atleast it will divert e audience attention to something else?ohh& dont forget,make sure u fall forward nt backward or it will double ur embarrasement!;x
Zacham 5
why do people think this actually works flipping it up ALWAYS makes it peak out.