Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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Comments (299)
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
that's hard.
thejacl 0
your profile pic displays a good anti-boner method too lol. not exacty at the top of the list however
ygdrassil 17
Are you kidding me? She's quite hot.
Ginkle45 1
Yeah, really. That was harsh man. But her point isn't really valid. I don't think that would just be easily forgotten
DarkHelmet 10
LMFAO!!!!!! That shit just made my day!!!!
danabee09 0
TMI. dude!!! LOL
jsbass89 0
this sounds made up but if it's true ydi for not being able to control that shit mentally and ydi for thinking putting ur penis in ur belt was a good idea, that's abuse someone should call penis protective service on you
stewpididiot 11
god, I hate it when that happens!! lol !!!
just4funbalt 0
I'm hard all the time. show it off.
rkpw 0
and you have no photo up lol
pacolaca 6
same here... show it... :)
fmltiligothigh 0
lmao. thats funny, but how did you not notice it was showing? i mean you could of just made sure it was tucked right before walking up there...
dickster 0
Could have, not of.
itzdeity 0
hilarious but not really a big deal. if your lucky it might even win you some tail.
robc32ca 4
he flipped it up but his pants were down "pants on da ground ... pants on da ground ... lookin' like a foo with your pants on da ground"
SarevokRob 1
what are you: 12?
phatdaddy62 23
probably. or 13
TechFire 25
He must be one very lucky 12-year-old then. If he's that well endowed at 12, then all he'll have to do is drop his pants to get a girl at 18!