Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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jswizzle_ 6
faaaaailll
kyleeeeeeeeee 0
LOL man!!!!
sricious 0
how can you get a boner when you're at something that important:S..
nekkid_dude 0
#19- Men, especially during adolescence can get random erection all the time. It doesn't matter where they are. It can be controlled pretty well after those teen years, but during that time they are almost impossible to control.
Nutz321 0
you obviously know nothing about boners.
dannykidane 0
there called NRB, no reason boners and the name explains what it is
boricua1518 0
when ur sitting down for long time it happens
1SxcBuNnii 10
I hope your not having sex. Considering the fact you didn't know that it can just happen. It's a natural thing. Just like girls can get wet randomly too.
sculp91 0
lol either u have a really big **** or u need to sag those pants brother!
shaunaundead93 0
exactly xD
XanderScythe 11
#141 No need for details...
DerFuhrer33 0
Free spectacle for the people isn't that funny. Key to bringing down a boner is thinking about boring things....that's only if something cold isn't available.
katt4 1
or give it a flick!!
ericownz101 0
seriously flicking the head works the best.. it hurts like a bitch but the pain and the hardness goes away fast. u like reel back if u do it right and it makes it like shrivel back in on itself lmao
life_hates_you 0
Well, I'm sure you'll have no problem getting a girl! A couple of my boy friends have done the "tuck up" and I've not been able to tell (we would ofcourse be out somewhere and they'd tell me about it later) which means that you must be huge!
larisonr 4
if yo give him a big head like this he might get cocky.
yazmi_09 3
Lmfao!!!
sexypants5266 6
hahaha
stun23 8
FUNNY
Waffle817 0
man how do you not feel the air on the tip of your dick
EdwardN 0
good point
graceinsheepwear 34
uncut?
taycandy96 2
Omigod it wanted to give a speech too. You should've let it, it might of been better than yours.
wDeemish 0
omg hahhahaha everyones gonna forget ahm rmmbr this :)