Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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claiiire_fml 17
Hahaha! Sounds like a (soon to be) sticky situation.
bluekiwi_fml 0
YDI what did u get a boner by ? the trophie??? d-bag...
ellelove1 0
that's sounds like a long one. Aussie boy....u coming to Miami anytime soon? ;-)
adorkable_spazz 0
heh, heh. wow... you should've just left it alone, dude... XD
joemk2012 0
Kanye: Hey yo, imma let you finish, but I just wanna say that Beyonc-- (spots boner) what da ****?
Celestiie 0
Hahaa omg thaat sucks ! :p
lonewolf2701 0
man that sucks, i do that too, but i tuck my shirt over it lol, think smart bro :)
nobodyxyouxknow 0
I need to go to award ceremonies then seems I'm missin out on the good ones lmao
cmac86 24
dude if it's that long, I'd flaunt it. who needs pants then?
Fluffeh 5
Must have been a bonerific award!
jlynntiger 0
hahaha