Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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ridikulous 0
tuck it up UNDER ur shirt maybe?
yummycupcakegirl 0
lol;) that is hot...not, but very funny!?:)
omgshaylaaa 0
hey i modded this :)
dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
chelsc 0
what r u 12? u get a boner just cuz u c a pretty girl?!?
rkpw 0
least it reached top of pants. my hubbys must be scared cause all I see is pub hair wiff little button in middle. did it get on YouTube???? lol be proud very proud "Jack"
fighterofwar 5
Are you ******* 1? Your grammar is terrible. Hypocrite. And everyone gets boners because of pretty girls. Ignorant people :|
MrNiceGuy569 18
Yeah like you dont
fmluser57 0
@46 you are very beautiful :)
dastache 0
LMFAO!!! OMG WOWW..dat sux but its so hilarious
ruthieyouidiot 0
If I was a guy, that probably would be the most embarrassing moment of my life.
dopemamiibiiatch 0
sumone got a big dicc lol
soccerdude101 0
ur hot
sallen0046 4
Seriously? You didn't have the common sense to look down and notice your dick was popping out of the top of your pants? You're not five years old, you should know how to check yourself.
katie72 6
befo you mess yoself!!
InfiltratedMind 0
I'm sorry op :(