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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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dblac74 0

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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amerwin 3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

Mere155 0

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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chellinha93 0

I laughed out loud at this. HUAUHAHUAUH Man, of course I have no idea how embarrasing is to have that. But, damn... I'm sorry. Poor you!

reCHARGEable_fml 0

mad funny A+

pengiesully 0

the same thing happened to me except I was sitting in the middle of a row of seats and people walking down the aisle kept tripping over it...

Trollz4daLULZ 2

Be proud, OP. This is one of the few times I won't say "YDI" b/c you did something awesome.

Trollz4daLULZ 2

I spoke too soon a moment ago. YDI for saying "whilst". Fruitcake.

Trollz4daLULZ 2

YDI for having a "dose". :P

rzbt21 0

does a math award give you a boner?

mattiecyberbee 0

fail lol =3

Criminey 0

You wish that lie was true

mattiecyberbee 0

why would he lie about that?