Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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SilverChrono 0
I'd whip out my new iPhone 4 and video tape the hilarity of it all.
QWERTYCommander 5
OMG I am so impressed! Go **** yourself.
stewpididiot 11
and then you cold be arrested for child pornography......
kemolegend907 0
this is a fake fml!!! he stole most of it from college humor! he just changed it a little bit ppl couldn't notice >=o
DaninFuchs 0
Dude, I can't decide if that's FML or something to be jealous of, for those who aren't long enough to clear belt line in formal attire. Welcome to the club. Who knows, maybe a **** studio will contact you for a job offer. I can see it now; same scene you just lived through but with a "happy ending"!
Freeze_fml 17
Tuck in your shirt next time, genius.
ibitehard 9
omg I watched that, it was hilarious!!
metallicatime 0
FML of the month
jakec17 0
why the hell does everyone say whisl? that makes no sense and it's not even a word
orligirl 5
it's a common British/English word. used in England a lot. who knows, it might have made its way to America.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're right, whisl doesn't make sense. Whilst does.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
so I can't whisl whilst I work?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Nope. You can whistle, though.
QwertyMcNugget 0
I hate it when my penis does that! :/
SweetNerd 0
HAHA. happens all the time doesn't it... ha.
jayemdoubleyou 1
You got an award! Time to rock out with your **** out!
misxmarshmellow 0
LMFAO