Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Top comments
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
shitsville 13
You should have said "How can you bring yourself to eat your food after you've touched it, then?"
dannnngthatsux 19
what, an ugly person's gonna eat it?!!!!
MariaRose582 7
You should have just said "That's alright. I don't serve food to assholes anyways." And then walked away.
thatchick1994 14
That's cool
Morgiepoooh9822 17
I'd beat him over the head with a sub
BellaMLGPerez 9
Awwh poor OP :(
sunnyray812 42
That goes to show you are beautiful. He's the ugly one!
abeg157 14
At least your not a useless dickwad who gets his food from Subway and ***** with the workers.
MzZombicidal 36
I'm confused as to how getting food from Subway makes someone a useless dickwad?
RaeNiece1 15
Ouch! That was pretty harsh. Sorry that happened to you. Don't let that rude person bring you down, everyone is beautiful in their own way.
caver 12
I get alled ugly all the damn time. It's not true. It's just those girls are preppy and slutty and only want looks.