Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Top comments
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
arkin5 4
Simple , don't be ugly lol
Cazz91 21
Since that is not a reasonable enough request (especially if the establishment is busy and can't be bothered with unreasonable requests like that), you should have gave them an ultimatum to either have you make their sandwich or wait for a ridiculous extended amount of time before someone else can help with their rude ass. If they were hungry enough, they might have shut up and let you make the sandwich instead or wait forever for their food.
EvilLittleMan 23
That ****** better hope Karma doesn't rear it's ugly head (no pun intended) and something tragic occurs disfiguring his ass for life.
EvilLittleMan 23
*its (crap)
graceinsheepwear 34
Give it a rest. Who the **** cares? I am an editor by profession but I am here for fun, not to act like a know-it-all twat over an apostrophe.
MzZombicidal 36
#77, he was only correcting his own comment, not someone else's :)
graceinsheepwear 34
81, you are correct. My bad, and I apologize Evil Little Man. I took it for grammar nazi BS, which there is far too much of on this site. Mea culpa.
JoseIsAdork 31
wow, sorry op! some people are such creeps! hope someone else said something to him because that's just rude as hell what he said to you!!
martin8337 36
What a shallow dick!
worldclassrager 41
Ring him up...
LegolasPrincess 10
Don't worry OP, karma catches up to vain assholes like him.
chinchilla417 12
The customer is always right.
skinnybyotch 16
Nope not always trust me especially when they're being a douche like that guy sorry you had to deal with such an ass op
Xalandra 17
No, more often than not the customer is wrong. About 80% of the time the customer is wrong. Mostly because none of them can seem to read properly. The only people who think "the customer is always right" have never worked retail or fast food before. Working in retail for at least a year should be requirement for just living in any first world country in my opinion. In a few years we'd have much nicer and patient customers because they'll know what it's like working in customer service.
kokoroddd 2
Maybe you should take that as a hint?
psiloveyou15 12
Maybe OP is a very attractive person and doesn't need to take a hint. Maybe the customer was just an asshole with extremely high standards.
graceinsheepwear 34
A hint for what?
thick_lesbo 8
Maybe u should shoot yourself you insensitive prick!