Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Top comments
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
Omniprism 15
Wow what a dick. Well I won't be surprised if someone ugly murders him in his sleep. Not to mention beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I hope he falls in love with someone that thinks he's ugly. Sorry this happened to you.
evalu8tor 12
Should have channelled your inner soup Nazi. "No sandwich for you! Next!"
abbruzzi67 15
You should have said "that's fine I don't make sandwiches for rude disrespectful dicks"
xRezSynn 15
Smh... People these days.. I can't... Just.. WHY
MystikalMirage 2
rude! :o
android_hb 2
today, my friend sent me a screen shot of this exact post. de thought it was me because well, I agree
AliceDMalice 11
"Really? That's funny. How can you stand to eat the food you make for yourself, then?"
belthazor909 4
I just don't understand why didn't u beat the crap out of that asshole mr.universe !!!
commonsense444 2
See OP, this is when I would have turned to him and said, "So how are you planning on eating the sub if ugly people can't touch your food?" Sucks that he said that, though. Probably just an asshole. :)
Gingerette 8
How in Jenga does physical beauty have anything to do with sandwich making skills? Men are lucky nowadays to find a girl who'll willingly build a sandwich, so they shouldn't get picky. I'm sorry OP. If I liked subway, I'd eat your sammich.