Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
Death69 24
I woulda gave him some gloves. And said: "Here. Guess you can't handle your food without these. Or do you carry your own pair?!"
13swabra 9
these are the people who bug me to the point where i want to ask them how my fist greeting their face felt
10showgirl 16
Sounds like one of those middle class people who pretend that they have money. I've seen it before.
SystemofaBlink41 27
That's when you take your gloves out and make the point of touching his food.
spunkylady 24
If someone said this to me I'd tell them to **** right off lol.. I work for subway part time, used to manage one and seriously people do the stupidest shit at subway. "I'd like a foot long turkey sandwich" "ok what type of bread?" "Ummm turkey". Good god some people...
amifaiyaz 12
what a douche.
MidnaLink 35
Technically, you're "touching" the gloves you're hands are inside. Not like your skin will pass through the glove and make contact with the asshole's food.
littledebster09 2
you should have asked him," well, how do you eat then? if you dont touch your food!"
HAno97 12
You should've told him tht u don't make food for ugly people!
ImAFaker 29
Really? Because in the Subway I go to that happens all the time. In fact sometimes the boss joins in. Footling up the ass for everyone.