Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Top comments
Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
MegaError101 10
Screw him!
texashater75 16
If he wouldn't let her make his sandwich, I doubt he would let her do that.
Zeus1070 17
I think that'd be counter-intuitive.
olpally 33
He's probably ugly. Ignore him. And this isn't school... You don't raise your hand to ask for someone else to make a sub, what an idiot.
kurodansei 16
Response: Then you'll need someone to feed it to you too?
BeautifulChaos27 37
Must be a process when he goes into a restaurant. Having to check out his chefs before he orders. I mean picking a waiter/waitress no problem, they're out in the open, but to check the chefs you gotta be in the back.
s_reel16 16
Should've told him you don't take orders from prissy bitches.
chocolatefrog28 29
Ignorance should be taken care of, but not if it could effect your job. This jerkwad of a human being will hopefully run into a truckload of karmic bad luck for being so rude to you, OP. Take heart in knowing that you're a better person for not being as painfully stupid as he was.
graced91 10
Or hopefully he'll just run into a truck
bowtasticxx 8
Two kinds of people
perdix 31
Tell him it's no use -- he already has ugly soul!
lolita88_fml 27
I'm sure she'd have wanted to but seriously, that would get her fired.
sandyclaus 15
Tell him that the zoo is just across town, and that if he asks really nicely, the zookeepers might let the gorillas make that sandwich for him - as long as he tips well.
HortonThelephant 15
Wow op. Jared is a total dick in real life, huh?