Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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Brool_Story_Co 17
That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."
BreynHope 11
What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!
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Comments (134)
NosferatuQueen 7
Everybody is beautiful, in their own way ,doesn't matter if it's on the outside or in the inside!!
Thorzix 23
Nope, some people are ugly both on the inside and the outside, I can verify this...
NotoriousLES 14
It absolutely does matter if its on the outside or the inside! Most of us don't choose friends based on outward looks or hang out with people who are hideous on the inside. What we look like on the outside will change, and someday we'll all be wrinkled old prunes. How attractive we are on the inside, we're either blessed with or stuck with for life.
eternal_malaise 10
OP, sounds like the guy is just another attention ***** and wanted to make a scene.
Cathaniel 4
the how was he gonna eat it?
ajd33 2
Wut u should of said "is that y u came to subway cuz u can't touch ur own food"
tehdarkness 21
What a dick! I hope he gets shingles.
JayWaun 19
This isn't BurgerKing he can't have it his way!
katejones 8
Douchebag clearly never heard the " do not mess with the people who handle your food" saying. I do not want to know how many gross things he unintentionally ate in his life, but he totally deserves every single bite. Sorry op.
seriously_wtf22 2
What a douche-bag
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
You should of been like "Oh so how do you plan to eat it without touching it?"
youngg_pinkie 1
He's an asshole . Your probably the most beautiful person ever . He was just jealous , trust me haha