Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
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It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.
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BananaMan844 4
Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!
princesspeachxox 18
More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?
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Comments (137)
BananaMan844 4
Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!
PoptartsKid 13
Hope for your sake it's your mom making a joke, not prepping you for your disappointing genetics
PrimeEvilTahir 24
I'm sure OP's mom was just dicking around.
NatsuD_fml 13
Yeah, she came off as a little dick-ish.
pjsr 33
Yeah, it's really not a big deal OP (giggles)
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah hopefully she was joking. It's not great being on the smaller side in the pants for sure. I hate genetics. Ugh.
MisterEx 28
The smaller the penis is, the better of a lover a man is. Because he needs to prove a point.
atrandom 11
size matters
Druu 53
Not much of a point to be proven, if OP's mom has any say in the matter..
FrietvanPiet 16
Who showers when they have friends over?
chlorinegreen 27
Could of went and played basketball or something and got all sweaty or if they all stayed over and it was morning.
princesspeachxox 18
More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?
xNephilim 19
Maybe he forgot to get one?
thelee 5
I do?
DaJoGri 12
His friends might have called for him and he was just getting out of the shower to see them.
thefmlman2011 37
Damn, how awkward. It's never happened to me, in saying that, I haven't really had friends round in ages.
Bryanb1306 13
Bish whet?
blueblu97 16
Why were you in the shower if you had friends over?
killer0689 20
wouldn't he take a bath?
cadillacgal79 32
Ah yes, bathing in your own filth. That'll definitely get you clean.
amc597 28
His friends might have came over while he was showering.
sweetnsourrr 11
Taking a bath is no big deal and theres nothing wrong with it. You guys only disgusted by it because you can see the filth that you've been covered in all day. I dont have time for baths and the only time I do it is when Im really sore or aching. After I bathe I would shower with cold water for about a minute.
killer0689 20
that's an awkward situation
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Blaisey 22
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DraconicFeline 31
Klmnop?
killthedead 13
R........Shit!
girI 20
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bombielol 20
prove them wrong?
chlorinegreen 27
What if they're not wrong?
Puffytruffles 18
They're wrong, and they'll see that when they wont be able to walk for a while.
_FML_Austin_ 12
Gay rape is not the answer... ussualy...
teentee401 37
27's comment is even creepier when you look at his profile picture...
Dumbledora 9
"Usually?" When IS it the answer....?
smokecloud_ 37
In prison on pedophiles.
andyeatsworld 10
Well... Hopefully you're attractive cause if not... Surgery?...
JayBunny 16
Surgery....on a penis? Who friggen cares how your body looks -_-
JayBunny 16
Funny that when people, are logical and thinking right. Using common sense, THOSE comments get thumbed down. WELL DONE SOCIETY
PresidentNorth 16
nag nag nag. is what I got out of your butthurt comments.
ttubear 17
This comment is too poorly written for me to take you seriously about "logic" and "common sense." And he never said surgery for OP's penis.
1two3four5six 23
#94, you make the kind of comments I would expect of a 12 year old. Don't bitch about getting thumbed down, just get over it and move on with your life. It's not that big of a deal.
andyeatsworld 10
You dense ****.
juststephhere 23
Well thanks mom! I guess parents are just like that sometimes, it's not a big deal. I'm sure this will blow over eventually!
gillyman 18
That's the point, it not a "big" deal
jbuckets_404 39
#11: It'll get bigger from a "********!" ;-)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's why you grab a towel before you get in.