Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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jazzy_123 20
it had to be the Granny panties and not the sexy underwear. Don't you hate that?
tayymeds 23
hahah just say it was the patient before him. and... check your scrubs.
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Comments (37)
big_red_05 4
totally off subject...but had to say, I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
big_red_05 4
you are right, most gals would rather ruin granny panties than cute boy shorts. but, removing blood stains is easy, just wash them as soon as u can
big_red_05 4
I'm sorry OP, embarrassing, YES, but UDI it b/c: only children
APres 2
This may be a wrong explanation, but maybe OP took her pants and underwear off at the same time and when she went to go put the same pants on (with fresh underwear) she forgot her old ones were in there.
syed121417 22
Hey guys. I'm really sorry, but is anyone else confused by this FML? I don't want to sound stupid, but I don't really understand why her panties were on the floor? I might be having a dumb moment but can someone elaborate?
BloodyButUnbowed 32
YDI because the only reason you cared is that the patient was "gorgeous." I'm not sure what's worse here -- that you like hitting on patients, or that you see no problem with your underwear falling on the floor in front of non-gorgeous people.
Schm17ty 1
Wait, you’re dressing wounds… in yesterday’s pants? Wouldn’t they be contaminated from yesterday’s wounds or whatever? I’m no nurse or EMT but that seems weird.