Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
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alexisthename 0
I hope they were lime green when you bought them.
jake_fml 0
that's all it takes to be a ****!? damn!
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Comments (177)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
And they liked it :] However, you're the school **** now :(
Ajjas013 6
Lol Tara's first! Hey, at least OP didn't forget to wear boxers and then... *Shivers*
jake_fml 0
that's all it takes to be a ****!? damn!
AngryNinja 1
chicks dotnt wear boxers, Ajjas. duh. she's not a ****. she's just a hoe. now 'accidentally' put your bra on on the outside of your shirt tomorrow, op. that'll really get 'em goin'.
hpotterluvr 0
***** haha jk
Ajjas013 6
Ninja, I misread it I thought OP was a male. But they do have boxers for women.
Ajjas013 6
Umm Sirin? The bug came back :(
RachelTM 0
We're working on it. ;-)
ScaryyMary 14
Boxers for women? Are you referring to booty shorts?
shadaboo2014 0
they do have women boxers...they r suprisingly comfortable
Lethario14 0
lol yes it wld:D
LewisUK 0
girls do wear boxers sometimes.
Ajjas013 6
Let me know how long it takes Rachel.
XDNurse 0
a girl at my school tucked her shirt into her thong... t'was funny
hotscar 3
hey, what happened to your pic where you had green eyes and looked almost like a vampire? that was a beast pic
pongmaster 0
haha I'd feel like such a bean
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
That's a bit odd. I don't know alot of girls who tuck their shirt in.
AngryNinja 1
booty shorts rock :P
Averizzle 0
That they do my friend
sobe23 0
You're in middle school, you won't understand until you're older and realize that sleeping with people is what makes you a ****, not showing a pair of underwear. dumbass.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#91 I was joking about the fact that people take things too seriously and some people might think she showed off her underwear on purpose in order to attract boys, which would be slutty.
yake12 0
YDI firstly for wearing green underwear, and secondly for tucking your short into it
AngryNinja 1
#91, middle schoolers know most of what high schoolers knows. fyi. unless they attend a private school or live under a rock.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
@13 AngryNinja what's the difference between a **** and a hoe?
AngryNinja 1
hoes dress like *****. ***** actually sleep around, while hoes don't. they just act like they do.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
well thanks for the clarification! haha
AngryNinja 1
no problem at all. ^.^
hotscar 3
no, i've had my experience with private schools. catholic ones especially. they are actually worse when it comes to how slutty the girls are
AngryNinja 1
not always. i went to catholic schools until high school and i didn't get bad until.. a month into freshman year. >:3
hotscar 3
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure that she would have to do more than that to be a ****
hotscar 3
Idk, maybe for you, but Ive seen the girls at Bennett and they will pretty do just about everything with a guy
Zills 0
I live right in between two catholic highschools and I'm 15 I know what you mean it's a fantasy come true. op how is this a fyl a girl at my school gave like 8 guys head this year and people never bug her about her being a **** not directly anyhow and who cares what ppl think about you
AngryNinja 1
126, that's why i said she's only a hoe. 127, catholic high school girls are ***** and catholic hs guys are gay. coming from a catholic school into a public school has made me even worse than a catholic hs girl. but i don't fling myself around like you say they do. so maybe that makes me better? 128, she /says/ she gave head to like eight guys. doesn't mean it actually happened.
Starfire22 5
.....hmmmm.... I'm so glad I'm not in high school anymore... but this is amusing, carry on
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hotscar where are you from? I'm right by Bennett
AngryNinja 1
i love high achool :P
AngryNinja 1
ignore my failing. my ipod likes to fix my spelling when i mean to be incorrect and not fix it when i mean to be correct. *insert cursing at stupid device here*
cywoods 0
boxers are comfy they give ur balls air
lgs25 0
162 that made me lol
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
I kno some girls wear guys boxers, one of my friends(who's a girl) says she sometimes wears her brothers boxers to bed(weird I kno)
Destro109 20
mean
firecopy 6
so I don't understand the problem
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
neither do I but that **** that commented saying the OP is a **** is retarded
metazoanhaddock 11
Dude, mermaid is not a **** or retarded...in fact, she is one of the more intelligent members of the Fml community and was simply pointing out that this girl probably came off as a **** at school today because her underwear was showing. Dumbass
Ajjas013 6
i think you responded to the wrong comment but yeah I agree. Me and Mermaid are like this *Smooshes two jellybeans together*
metazoanhaddock 11
no, i responded to the correct comment....the person above me said: "neither do I but that **** that commented saying the OP is a **** is retarded" referring to mermaid's comment, which was: "And they liked it :] However, you're the school **** now :(" So, i was simply countering his argument..... oh sh*t....my lawyer parents are rubbing off on me.....i feel horrible...and filthy
Ajjas013 6
Oh I didn't see his comment. Nah it's cool, Tara (Mermaid) is worth debating in my opinion.
AngryNinja 1
someone has a crushhhh. :P
Freeze_fml 17
It will never work out when she see's what Ajjas looks like.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Nice to know you think I'm that shallow, Freeze.
AngryNinja 1
freeze, no one appreciated that comment. ajjas is a beautiful person. and not everyone is as shallow as you.
hotscar 3
wow. way to think that she just looks for guys with looks
PattisonDaStud 0
u say 2 jellybeans r u retarded
iztrollinnn 0
FIRST. nah prolly not. happened to me in 1st or 2nd grade.. sucked. fyl.
Ajjas013 6
Moo.
cam007_fml 0
Moo? More bovine jokes?
Ajjas013 6
Go ask perdix, I don't have any bovine jokes.
airforce987 20
carrot top, he said probably not. he must have posted it when there were no other posts yet and he realized that by the time he finished his comment, there will probably be a post before him
humorizer 14
Airforce, seriously? You have nothing better to do than to namecall someone for their hair color? FYI, Carrottop (the comedian) is extremely rich and in excellent shape. So... are you saying that 'snickerdoodle' is rich and fit? If so, I apologize, carry on calling her a carrottop. On the other hand, if you're not (which is obviously the case), then why don't you post a pic, and we'll find a name for you?
Zills 0
fail
mattf013 0
who tucks their shirt in unless y'all have uniforms then I can understand
seldoodrekcinS 0
poop, actually.
guckylynn 19
Humorizer when did you last see Carrottop? Ge got crazy plastic surgery and is scary as all hell.
mr_smiley227 0
that is a fail how do u not realize tht? lol but fyl
deathcab7 0
hahaa i would have just looked straight into op's eyes, shook my head whilst laughing, and then walked away. (:
anonymous112295 0
ehh. who tucks in their shirts now?? especially a woman??
anonymous112295 0
hahahaaa, that suckk's!
humorizer 14
You're spelling? Yes, its' doess'. (I was being facetious up there)
alexisthename 0
I hope they were lime green when you bought them.
heartlessagony 0
haha nice
blademaster23 0
not mutch if an FML
Yoyolol_fml 3
Raged! :/
masri_fml 0
lol haha
Billbo23 0
you would know