Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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jazzy_123 20
it had to be the Granny panties and not the sexy underwear. Don't you hate that?
tayymeds 23
hahah just say it was the patient before him. and... check your scrubs.
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Comments (37)
dabears1011234 27
Thats gross.
worldclassrager 41
As long as you didn't say they were yours you might be okay...but I would think you would have realized you might have missed something
b00kn3rd 14
Is he 5? Who points and laughs like that...?
AJediYetASith 7
the other day I didn't notice I had a thong stuck on my jeans, if it weren't for my neighbor who was outside and pointed out I would have never notice
artyler 3
Wait... You are working in a hospital... You are dealing with open wounds that typically speaking the biggest risk to the patient is infection.... And you are wearing the same scrubs/pants that you wore the day before? Do you understand the most basic concepts of infection control?
ArashiGirl 13
Oh I can't wait til DocBastard gets his claws on you OP.
casste 6
That's... disgusting. You're a nurse... you should change your underwear...
slyde32 12
she did change them, just apparently not her pants
mattrd_fml 31
I don't understand how or why they were on the floor...
RoseS1977 8
Is it just me, or isn't it gross and unsanitary to wear{what I can only assume are scrubs(dressing wounds would mean she's a nurse) or some sort of "hospital uniform} unclean clothing... I mean, you're cleaning and putting a fresh bandage on someone's wound....
i_luv_nandos 5
I used to work at a vet hospital and i'd wash my scrubs everyday. heck i would shower, wash my hair, and wear clean scrubs and disinfect my shoes cuz you get stuff sprayed on there too. Unfortunately i can't say the same for my co workers they always wore the same scrubs and sometimes they even had coffee stains on them. If u don't think it's nasty for the patient just think you could be wearing someone's pee, blood, pus, and other things to work the next day and not even notice. I didn't do it just for my job I did it to disinfect myself too.