Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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jazzy_123 20
it had to be the Granny panties and not the sexy underwear. Don't you hate that?
tayymeds 23
hahah just say it was the patient before him. and... check your scrubs.
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Comments (37)
ulissey_fml 22
i had heard of drop-dead gorgeous before, drop-pants takes it to a whole different level.
i_luv_nandos 5
good pun good pun
wizzbee 13
Reusing scrubs defeates the purpouse of scrubs.. Where I work- we change them every day. And especially if you're dressing wounds..
takeitandrun 13
Glad I wasn't the only one who was disturbed that a healthcare worker is wearing the same contaminated pants as they did the day before. Great way to spread disease-causing bacteria and viruses, even if the pants don't look or smell dirty. I work at an animal control shelter and pulling that sort of thing would get you written up and sent home to shower and change because of the contamination risk; I would hope human care workers would be held to an even higher standard.
sweetbliss3 37
I'm confused. are you saying us in the healthcare field should buy scrubs and throw them away after a one time use? they're expensive outfits.
asherm 15
I thought that too. Unless she did wash them and undies somehow stayed in the pants
takeitandrun 13
@sweetbliss3 No, I'm just saying they should be washed in between wears. If they wore those pants two days in a row, with the underwear from the day before underwear still in them on the second day it's a pretty safe bet they didn't wash them between wears and that's the problem. They are spreading everything they came into contact the day before by wearing the same dirty pants the second day.
wizzbee 13
The hospitals I've worked at provide scrubs for the employees, and you throw them in the laundry basker after a day of use. (In every hospital in Norway, and yes -they are public)
thecrazymancan 17
I'm not sure I understand the wording of this. Do you mean your underwear fell out of your pant leg?
Enslaved 38
Many scrub uniforms (especially the white ones) normally have transparent pants. I noticed that most that wear them, also wear those "granny panties" type because you could tell what kind of bloomers they have on underneath. :P
buckdharma 38
Granny underpants on the ground Granny underpants on the ground Lucky there's no stool In your granny underpants on the ground There's a frown on his mouth, turned upside down Granny underpants hit the ground
ao34501 5
Guess that guy really is a panty dropper.
vikky538 29
so whats next...
vividpictures 17
Why were your clothes lying on the floor in front of your patients in the first place? You should start changing at home.
Meechiepie 13
what OP is trying to say is that the underpants were in her pantsleg or something, and she didn't realize that they were there, and said panties fell out of the pantsleg at work
PizzaboyPB 4
I didn't understand this fml at all until I started reading the comments. Why didn't she mention that she worked at a hospital? And why is her underwear on the floor at a hospital? A lot of details were left out of this.
slyde32 12
because she said she forgot to take them out of her pants. Here I'll explain. op wore granny undies the day before, went home, took pants and granny undies off, next day got new underwear and put yesterday's pants on, granny undies slid down the leg of her pants while treating patient ending up on the floor. The part of this fml the most is the fact that you couldn't work out she works in a hospital.
TogeBara 12
In case no one understands what happened here: She went home yesterday and took off her panties and pants in one go tossing them aside. Today she got up and put on a fresh pair of panties, but the same pants as yesterday (scrubs?). She forgot to take out the pair of panties she had worn yesterday from the pants she reused today. They fell out of her pants leg at the hospital during her rounds or while talking to a patient. She was just lucky the patient didn't know they were hers. This means that she can claim clean up and take them away without embarrassment.