Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.
Voij 16
No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.
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Comments (126)
wvcheesehead1 9
Unless your car was parked in the middle of a bike path you should be safe.
Cowgirl1293 26
First off, the dumbass shouldn't have been texting while ridding her bike.
Metal_Avenger 9
This is why I hate people. They do stupid things and try to blame other people
bizarre_ftw 22
This is actually a good thing, when she sues you youll have all the info you'll need to sue her right back. You'll win
Omniprism 15
What a dumbass. She's just threatening because she knows she's in the wrong and that you have the upper hand.
Iceman226 17
You should have just got in your car and ran her down, at least give her a proper reason to sue you!
vladimirnabokov 15
let her sue you! I think any competent person would side with you, seeing as she was clearly texting while riding her bike - or else how would she have ended up with a broken phone? don't worry OP. Maybe there was a security camera somewhere in the area that has footage of the idiot texting while biking straight into your car.
onorexveritas 24
she's stupid, she doesn't understand the real world
hordriss 14
Well let her. Maybe the legal expenses she'll have to pay when she's laughed out of court will help prevent her fucktarditis.
awkward_gothlady 32
If she does try to sue you for damages, it'll be laughed out of court if the judge has an IQ of at least 60.