Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
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Top comments
Callyn 47
How is she going to call the cops when you broke her phone?
Zekfen 17
I would have called the police myself and told them some crazy person was harassing and threatening me after having assaulting me first (the bump).
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Comments (9)
Callyn 47
How is she going to call the cops when you broke her phone?
Zekfen 17
I would have called the police myself and told them some crazy person was harassing and threatening me after having assaulting me first (the bump).
Spiritbird 17
If that didn't lead to a massive catfight, i am calling it an FML for the bus stop crowd.
Alexiskovich 6
Punch her right in her stupid face.
interesting33 37
children have extreme reactions when it comes to phones. it is very much not ok. If she had called the police I very much doubt they would have a case against you. take care OP
Davros 12
Was her eye still glued to the phone when it fell?
jbuckets_404 39
Well, there's no way to prove her story w/o an eye witness, is there? If not, then she's SOL.
ohsnapword 21
You're just going to have to accept that she lied.
sbjess 8
if you saw she had her eyes glued to her phone, why didn't you move out of her way in the 1st place?