Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend drunkenly pissing out the window. Apparently, I should be happy he pissed out the window instead of just wetting the bed. When I suggested he drink less, he got furious and yelled that I might be a lesbian, since I apparently want him to be a "pansy girly bitch boy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
I smell true love in the air...
AugustBurnsToast 14
Getting into college doesn't always guarantee you're gonna do great things in life lol
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Comments (94)
99megster 15
55- I couldn't agree with you more! 16- I don't understand why u think that being drunk an pissing out of a window is something that you should break up over? First of all, he was drunk. And second, I think that's pretty damn funny.
hhhwat 0
U can sure pickem
KiddNYC1O 22
At least you didn't see blood splattered all over the ground if you know what I mean.
bjf10 22
This is what happens when you stoop to dating a "bro"...
AzWolf 5
Dump the dumbass!
GS67_fml 6
Nothing wrong with that
doodlecloud 27
So talk to him about it. Either he'll be reasonable about it and say sorry or you dump him for being a gross manchild and you move on.
vbmg152 19
You didn't say ex boyfriend! So, YDI.
Jaguar110880 4
Because she is the one with the awesome decision making skills to date him.
1soda1pOp1 6
Awe. Isn't he charming?