Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend drunkenly pissing out the window. Apparently, I should be happy he pissed out the window instead of just wetting the bed. When I suggested he drink less, he got furious and yelled that I might be a lesbian, since I apparently want him to be a "pansy girly bitch boy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
I smell true love in the air...
AugustBurnsToast 14
Getting into college doesn't always guarantee you're gonna do great things in life lol
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Comments (94)
vistamar 3
To the people to said YDI, how in the actual hell does the OP deserve it?!
blcksocks 19
A question mark AND an exclamation mark. Twice. You must feel very strongly about this :)
klovemachine 24
He must feel strongly about it. He is #1 and 2 :)
thejewishfuhrer 17
This comment was shitty the first time you posted it. So why must you post it again?
vistamar 3
To the people to said YDI, how in the actual hell does the OP deserve it?!
wow_idc 0
Maybe because she chose to go out with him
wow_idc 0
Maybe because she chose to date him
Aug1508 9
She picked the dude so therefore she deserves it. If she is embarrassed by him, she should not be with him. But if she really loves him she shouldn't complain and deal with it.
Senseless_487 29
You must be new here. There are people who say YDI to every FML, regardless of whether they actually deserved it or not. This story is a bit of both, however. Her life sucks because she has a boyfriend like that, and she deserves it for choosing to date him.
Michael_92 20
It is her problem. She is choosing to deal with it when she could leave. Notice how it said boyfriend not ex...
abouttosleep 5
Was just wondering what a fake hell would be?! Maybe if she joined him?
MDTeddy 13
That is one more person who should be forbidden to drink alcohol.
Leftoverjello 6
As I frequently tell women with relationship problems, the problem you chose is the problem you have.
FYLinAmajorWay 1
Was he peeing on a hornets nest?!?!? (Warning, this comment will make no sense if you have not read this previous FML.)
ariannaimelda 7
I smell true love in the air...
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Really? 'cause I smell urine.
abouttosleep 5
Your mask is not working
TriflingAllDay 6
Mine is.
aJaguarinRed 9
Drink more. Helps with the smell...
grrrrmetigers 0
if your on the ground you can probably feel it too.
ManBroSkiGirl 10
Aw how cute.
TriflingAllDay 6
Indecent public exposure usually is.
enormouselephant 15
You'd be a new favorite if you joined him.
freshaf_fml 3
Oh dear... this ones a keeper ;)
drunkandfml 11
Why does on all the love FMLs someone has the urge to comment 'he/she's a keeper'?
Michael_92 20
Maybe because it's a joke?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Sarcasm, ************, do you speak it?
TheUnholyApple 6
Depending on the size of the window, you should be proud you picked a guy with such great aim when he's drunk.
reallytho3 11
It's all about perspectives op lol
AnagenisisZagus 13
Charming. I can see why you chose him. He is certainly a hit with the lads.
vocaloidtiger 12
Love the profile picture. Isn't it of that scary lady on YouTube who creeps on Justin Bieber?
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
it's overly attached girlfriend
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
29 is right. Before she was the meme, she was on YouTube. And shouldn't it be lasses, not lads if he's straight? A lass is a girl, a lad is a guy.
MindFreakazoid 10
Maybe 8 was trying to say ladies and has a stupid autocorrect like I do? Maybe.
AnagenisisZagus 13
No. I'll own up to my fail. I meant lads. Why lads? I haven't the damndest idea either. Thank you for defending my honour, though. I am eternally grateful. :')
vocaloidtiger 12
39 - I'm new to the meme. I saw her on YouTube last night, an that's the first time I've ever seen her. All apologies.
vocaloidtiger 12
Congratulations, OP. He's a keeper.
lildups 0
People these days
BunchieRules 31
... just don't finish sentences anymore.
eddeeezzyy 19
Your comment is invalid since 11 clearly did not put "..." at the end of his/her sentence.
lildups 0
I'll let you in on a little secret. You don't rule, your not going to achieve world domination. Good luck being a virgin forever and have fun lurking in the shadows tonight.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Getting into college doesn't always guarantee you're gonna do great things in life lol
TheUnholyApple 6
Well, nothing guarantees that. All you can do is work extremely hard and hope for the best.
beccaishereyay 11
I feel like OPs boyfriend did work hard and hope for the best. And to my knowledge, he made it out the window... So I dare say that he was successful in his goals. OP should be proud ;)
Fmlsea 28
what's the sense in going to college and wasting money , if you don't do something with you're education .
beccaishereyay 11
38- apparently getting the chance to piss out of a window.
Daftendirekt1 0
Well 38, you don't seem to be putting YOUR education to very good use at all...