Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend drunkenly pissing out the window. Apparently, I should be happy he pissed out the window instead of just wetting the bed. When I suggested he drink less, he got furious and yelled that I might be a lesbian, since I apparently want him to be a "pansy girly bitch boy." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
I smell true love in the air...
AugustBurnsToast 14
Getting into college doesn't always guarantee you're gonna do great things in life lol
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Comments (94)
linkinpark98 24
Hey, it's your choice to put up with him or not. I don't see why you're complaining.
Drizzelhell 3
And thats just one of his many drunken talents folks. Now for his grand act falling face first into his own vomit.
1crabbygirl 10
He has a drinking problem, too. In addition to being uncouth.
unspeakable1 4
Sounds like a great time.
BecomeMine 0
What a charmer :)
Blake3815 0
I am new to this site really and I am not sure how to message someone. I just wanted to say you look very beautiful to be 62 years old. You're old enough to be my granny but dang you're smoking hot! I know I'm talking dumb but that's what happens when I lay in bed for 5 hours and can't sleep
Pelvispresley 8
Lucky! I hope I find someone like that...
DarlinQueen 0
OP you should be one proud person to have a boyfriend like that!
Briiyahh 7
He's a keeper...SIKE
limitedition 25
It's not too late .... Run!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Cause running is ALWAYS the solution, huh? No really, it is.... *runs away to not get thumbs down*
Xotik174 6
mistake #1: dating a drinker