Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
The things people will do for extra bacon.
erickk89 0
Hahha did u tell her you were watching her the whole time?!
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Comments (127)
Beckleyy 15
Is it bad this reminds me of Spongebob Squarepants when the green guy hid pickles under his tongue to get more pickles? Haha
Fay303 5
That's the first thing I thought of when I read the fml haha
TheEpicMilkMan 13
there are still no pickles...*lifts tongue and gasps* ahhh just like it was yesterday when i was watching that :3
XanderJayNix 17
Must have missed that episode... *Scampers off to check Netflix*
hrubi4x4 4
I woulda called bs so fast! Then tell her hell no u ainr getting more bacon
nabila21 0
LOL FREE FOOD DUDE!!! But how does this affect you life?
Clarese 0
I would have told her that you watched her eat it and asked her to leave if she was going to continue. What is wrong with people?
smithra9172002 5
The customer is always right. Should have told her "I watched you eat the bacon, however if you like i will get some more for you on the house." This should bring the bacon thief back for another meal, likely many more.
capnbzarr 43
**** that noise. Anybody who dares to utter the phrase "the customer is always right" is almost certainly wrong about whatever their complaint is, and is definitely an asshole. Have you ever worked in customer service?
l0v3p4in 7
Timon: Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat. Eat my buddy Pumbaa, 'Cause he is a treat. Come on down and dine. On this tasty swine. All you hafta do is get in line. Arrrre you achin' . . . Pumbaa: Yup, Yup, Yup. Timon: For some bacon? Pumbaa: Yup, Yup, Yup. Timon: He's a big pig Pumbaa: Yup, Yup. Timon: You can be a big pig, too!
Furrywhiplash 14
When I worked in a restaurant, I had some lady complain to me that her burger wasn't how she ordered it and it tasted bad. Then she refused to pay because the burger was "crap"; yet she didn't say anything when she received it and continued to eat the entire thing...
coopdaddy267 5
Sounds legit
loleepops 10
When I worked at burger king I saw a woman pull a hair off her head and place it neatly on top of where she had bitten her burger, and then she came up demanding a new one...
Jasonf6 0
Was she extremely fat?