Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Little *****
Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML
Tipped off
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Just the tip
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
Tipped
Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying, "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend. When the bill came with a customer satisfaction survey, I put honestly that the "server friendliness" was "below average." Ten minutes later, I had to return to the restaurant to beg the waitress for my keys, which I had left on the table. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Get on with it
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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airforce987 20
Motherfuckers
zack11742 7
I'm so sorry I've been there its horrible
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zack11742 7
I'm so sorry I've been there its horrible
LaughinStock 16
1 or if any other waiter/waitress can answer this. Who ends up paying for the food? If they don't catch the people.
Zomg_Okay 27
I've never been involved in the business, unless you count going as a customer but I'd assume it's just written off as something akin to a bad debt.
nadeeno 1
The waiter or server has to pay! I've had to pay a bill over $100 before. It's not fun when u make below minimum wage.
lzee 2
That's the problem. Most customers would think that the business simply covers it, when in reality the bill is covered by the servers wages. Also a fun fact: a percentage of our tips goes to the kitchen, bar, busboys, depending on the restaurant. No tip means your server paid a bit just to wait on your table after they put the time and effort into making you happy. Just something to think about in regards to treating people with human decency.
alycion 39
I love how restaurants get out of paying employees a fair wage by making customers or in the case of shitty customers, the employees pay the wages. There is something beyond wrong with that business model. I've known too many people who worked in that business and on a slow day with a bad tipper they end up paying to go to work. Almost feels like a form of slave labor. If I can't afford to tip 20% of my bill on minimum, I stay home that night. I just include the tip as part of the whole experience in my head when making plans so I don't end up stiffing someone. I couldn't imagine doing a fine and dash. It's just a form of theft. Maybe restaurants should treat it like a bar tab and hold a license or credit card per table until the bill is paid.
moonwing 17
I worked in a restaurant, and had people leave without paying. Thankfully my managers "cashed" the check out, because they knew we didn't make that much.
RealReality 12
It's no wonder why many people believe everyone should have to work as a server at least once. Former servers tend to be better customers and tippers because they know what is like to have to that job.
X_Codes 11
@37 That practice is illegal in some states, and probably also illegal under certain conditions or with certain arguments in others. The reason behind servers making sub-minimum wage is that tips are supposed to cover the difference. If your employer takes money from you and, as a result, you're not making minimum wage, then that's plain illegal.
lthib 3
I have been at places where either the store just "comps" the meal or the server has to pay.
Barr3lR0ll 9
It depends on the restaurant, some will just let it go so long as it doesn't happen often and others will make the server pay.
airforce987 20
Motherfuckers
starbursty 0
Is it just me or is it the way I read "motherfuckers" is so damn funny?
PYLrulz 17
Nah, it's not just you. The way I read it was pretty funny too
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I think I read it in Samuel L. Jackson's voice...
OhDearBetrayal 25
I read it in the Regina George voice when she found out that she was gaining weight instead of losing it from the bars.
MrsPegg 45
I read it in my head like Tony Montana...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Mothafulka jones
RealReality 12
I read it in joe pesci's voice, ala goodfellas.
Canucksftw24 6
.... I read it like some black guy?
nirvi 3
Ouch! The world is full of weirdos... Sorry for you OP!
gc327072 31
I believe the words of 2 fit best here.
oghater 0
Couldn't happen to a better waitress
DaDezza244 31
Those ingrateful bastards!! FYL OP
Dixbfloppin 11
*ungrateful Forgive me.
loserman67 36
Now aren't you glad that you spit in the soup and farted on their entrees? People can be such major assholes. I really hope you didn't get stuck for the bill.
c0c0_fml 16
Ewww. That's why you always stay nice to people who serve/prepare your food.
ceccles628 6
Sorry OP
ICastillo 25
Man Op that sucks... Man what goes around comes around.
jeebuslovesyou 2
Man...
1awliet 8
...gina
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Oh that really sucks. Hopefully you got a good look at their faces so if they come back in, say "you owe me for your last session."
Objectofdespair 1
Wow some people, sorry OP