Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Rule #1: Don't **** with the people who make your food. If she ever comes back in, I hope you serve her some spit-soaked justice.
zolltain 8
Dang anger issues?
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Comments (110)
zolltain 8
Dang anger issues?
hotshot2626 9
Apparently she cant take constructive criticism very well.
iNewKid 20
How ignorant people can be -.-
toeman47 1
Daederoth 10
It's an epidemic of customers who treat employees like shit because they know the employee doesn't want to lose their job. Feel shame customer.
Osito2011 9
That's when you lick all over there food
TrollRoaster 0
Next order? How about a cyanide sandwich instead?
ifuckuprandomly 28
Bit too far mate, I'd suggest something like mad-cow disease.
nicole79 2
Customers always right? But what a bitch!
coolbrony12 3
How blandly correct of you...
gc327072 31
Refer to #4
unknown_user5566 27
Rule #1: Don't **** with the people who make your food. If she ever comes back in, I hope you serve her some spit-soaked justice.
diegoer 10
You're hot! :O :)
DuRpY 5
I **** my girl... . o_O . . O_O . SHE MAKES MY FOOD!!! THAT BITCH!
annie_nk 23
Same goes for barbers/hairstylists.
DogsPaw 16
Watched that movie "Waiting" I have never complained since.
rs89 20
Oh please oh please don't get in the food business! j/k
Rosicles 8
Just don't be rude to anyone who works in customer service.. Who does their job properly of course. It ***** us off. Ungrateful tart.
tisvana20 6
25, it took me a couple minutes to get what you were saying. That's funny!
DuRpY 5
Then it was worth all the thumb-downs. :)
patrickalamo 48
Oh ya because spitting on someone's food equals assault. Very bad comment.
unknown_user5566 27
61- I didn't think it was half bad. Then again, having a sense of humor to start with is probably useful.
shadowsorel 15
You'd think she'd know what a sandwich looks like... After making so many...
diegoer 10
You're hot! :O :)
rast262 5
That is SO true.
BunchieRules 31
The customer is NOT always right.
DuRpY 5
I work at a retail store where we refer to our customers as "guests". I have drawn my own conclusions as to why that is: 1. Guests can't say they're always right. 2. Guests can overstay their welcome, at which point you can ask them to leave.
tne201992 12
I work at a retail store as well. This month will be a year, since I've been working there. I have seen a lot of obnoxious, rude, immature customers. The list can go on, but my manager tries to apply that the customer is always right, but I can bring up many times that a customer was wrong.
beccaishereyay 11
The customer always complains* More accurate saying.
VBjew 3
Customers are often very far from right. I had a waitress ask me to get her some blue cheese for her table one time and five minutes later she comes back. The customer said we gave her honey lime dressing. I gave her the exact same thing the second time and had no complaints. Customers are stupid.
BunchieRules 31
49 - This would also work: "The customer thinks they're always right, and the boss has to agree with them in order to get their money". Or something of that sort.
chantelhelmersen 6
Very true indeed. Ps: like what you wrote about yourself. Genius.
unicornsbears 5
I work retail and no matter wat our customers r always right and there ain't nothin we can do bout it cuz they r the reason we gave a paycheck. It even say a satisfied customer made this paycheck at the bottom of our checks
plasticsmile42 2
aww I'm sorry op people can be so rude sometimes. you know what they say, what goes around comes around.
GypsyRover 0
Unless you work at Wendy's. Then what comes a square goes a square.
GypsyRover 0
For those of you that don't get it,or didn't pass geometry,a hamburger is supposed to be round. Wendy's are square.
gc327072 31
I got it, it was just a lame joke. It's ok, we all have those days. I had one yesterday. iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
The **** is wrong with people? "this isn't the EXACT thing I wanted, so I'm going to ruin your day by throwing at you." smh... Some people...
st333ph 12
It's dumb how ridiculous people can get on tiny things like that.
HannahLouise96 13
How old is she, five?
theAnimalsPain 10
hopefully it wasnt still hot
annie_nk 23
Sounds like one of the many abusers of the "customer is always right" saying.