bouda
France
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
fencernick
United States
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
B_and_W
France
Tippi Hedren strikes back
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tasty
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
nomorepetbird
United States
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Melanie
United States
You're welcome
Today, I felt like surprising my coworkers by bringing donuts. Feeling generous, I got a dozen from the most reputable bakery in town. On my way to the office, I tripped, and the box flew open, scattering donuts everywhere. A group of pigeons swooped in and devoured them before I could recover. I spent $30 on pigeon breakfast. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
craphanded
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
You're welcome…
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Ketchup
United States
Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML
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spartans916 1
poor guy. it's not ur fault tho :(
anakaren_831 1
poor pigeon. **** the pigeon's life.
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spartans916 1
poor guy. it's not ur fault tho :(
destinyo_ox 0
that pigeon had hopes and dreams.
abbi96x 0
You evil pigeon killer D:
plataapusss 0
he should of gave him a baby piece
19fml18 0
natural selection at work
Lustuu_fml 14
Omg LMAO.
valri3 0
No the bird is too stupid to know that the piece wouldn't go down it's darn throat.
valri3 0
No the bird is too stupid to know that the piece wouldn't go down it's darn throat.
PurpleRae420 0
I lol'd a little
Thabb 0
Mike Tyson will bite off your ear if he finds out about this.
MagicGiraffe 12
Actually feeding bread to any bird will kill it.
AuburnBoi17 5
This is not really an FML....it's not like anything happened 2 u
spencerchu 0
if I were there wit op I would be like quick helmitch maneuver!!!!!
EvilPotato 15
I lol'd
imacreeper 3
you are going to have to live with this for the rest of your life OP. you should be ashamed of yourself.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
Next time throw a piece of bread, not the whole loaf.
chimpsndip 0
Maybe he threw the bread so perfectly that it went directly into the back of the pigeon's throat.
TookaWooka666 0
Well at least on the bright side...free meal?
falluke17 0
that's awesome! I've tried everything when feeding them, and I can never get them to choke...
hatepineapple 14
#78, for the love of God, please don't breed.
Furley 4
I've always thought about hoofing a pigeon as hard as I can... damn flying rats. That takes the cake, a generous offer ends in death by gluttony! This one made my day :)
ryry98 7
YOU MONSTER!!
lildevil963 0
ydi for feeding the pidgeon bread. everyone knows pidgeons only eat fried chicken and watermelon.
MagicGiraffe 12
Birds' digestive systems cannot handle brea as it can swell up in their digestive tracts causing blockages preventing them from absorbing nutrients.
MagicGiraffe 12
bread*
at0micmin3r 23
#1 Yeah, it is! Any idiot knows better than to feed BREAD to a BIRD! Pigeons and birds are supposed to eat BIRDSEED and NATURAL fruits and nuts. Not processed human crap.
mairelys 21
I don't know why this was down-voted, bread is terrible for birds!
clue_me_in 20
:O
Imabigbeast 5
don't feed the pigeons
uncbballwins 0
It's funny how many slang terms there are for **** these days. "Piece of bread?" Who would have guessed.
sheagstaz 0
better the pigeon than you
mexicotoucher 7
How does this fall under 'Love'? Was OP in a relationship with the pigeon?
atomheartm_fml 0
#83: Agreed. It's not OP's fault it's Darwin's
frozenshake 5
lmao survival of the fittest xD sorry, I love animals Dx I heard pidgeons explode when they eat uncooked rice D:
anakaren_831 1
poor pigeon. **** the pigeon's life.
notsocrazee 0
the pigeon has no life now...
xo_kat_xo 0
what life?
anakaren_831 1
well, **** the life it once had.
duhh_winning 0
you know this never actually happened. The OP for some sick disgusting reason decided to put a lame ass post about choking a pigeon to death.... cerial killer in process? i think so.. shanangins... im calling it
duhh_winning 0
oh wait lol i miss read the post but still... SHANANAGINS
nmsm 1
so is it wrong for me to want to see what that looks like?
heygirlie777 21
KEVIN! Sorry...
ifuckmonsters 5
212 Really? Was that really necessary?
coldasfire 23
FTPL - **** the pigeons life
imOaks 3
Good job.
duhh_winning 0
shanangins!! this is bullshit!
BoCo_fml 9
Awe, that's sad. Watch out one of his friends is going to poop on you.
bac4mor1 0
this would be a funny comment if you weren't so ugly
spencespencespen 0
^^^^^WIN.
plataapusss 0
she isn't ugly. it's the inside that counts anyway so since she made you laugh you like her;)
livin_plur 0
I don't see a picture of u 96, dnt worry about that that douchebag says #5
Alex94xela 0
gj 96 u are winning like Charlie sheen in a good way
mozeltov 7
HEARTLESS BASTARD, they can feed themselves
i_like_girls 0
apparently not...
persianjr1 7
haha, ^
mozeltov 7
HEARTLESS BASTARD, they can feed themselves
ImInABox 6
It was so young! What's the mother gonna tell the kids when daddy doesn't bring the bread home?
frozenshake 5
immmaaaagggiiinnaaaatttiiioooonn ~~SpongeBob x)
raytaybinks 0
how the hell did this make it on FML?!?!?!
chino627 0
animal cruelty.... it's not ur fault don't beat urseft up bout it