Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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beanybabe 13
Must've hurt for the fish
ICATiger 13
Was it the salmon of knowledge
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Comments (176)
beanybabe 13
Must've hurt for the fish
a1f0sff 25
Hahaha I'm sorry OP, but that's kinda hilarious. 1- nice one
tifani322 13
Poor fishy
iamabamf 17
Was I the only one who assumed that the fish was dead?
somewizdom 15
"I was that innocent person". What a slap in the face.
Meowingtons500 18
Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads, fish heads fish heads, eat them up, yum! ^Everytime I think of fish, I think of this song. :)
williemac987 5
The fish is probably dead so I'm gonna assume it can't feel anything.
freakinglaugher 10
Sounds very fis... *gets shot in face*
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Unless it was a sword fish then OP would of had to fight in an epic battle to defend their honor!
baconftw 9
Imagine what the person with the fish did earlier that day to want to do that...
Pentium_4 27
school bus or public bus? cause you can EXPECT stuff like that to happen on a public bus...
rocketshock 8
It's time for a hillbilly moment!
HahaHokayThen 10
Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person with a fish. I was that fish. FML
ninjacapo 2
Yah what makes op so innocent "today somebody picked me up and slapped me against someones face. Fmfl (f my fish life)"
melbournearsenal 18
I reckon the person with the fish, got the idea off jackass !
thatshot808 6
I hope it wasnt a puffer fish!
Idonebeenhad 17
Smack the not-so-innocent person in the face with your fist
DrNeuroxide 0
PETA is confused.... Is this a win or a loss :/
Liamj774 36
Unless it was dead
littlenumber8 8
Fish face.
neal001 0
So what kind of fish was it.
Meowingtons500 18
Trouty mouth. ;)
Jakesterk96 8
This FML sounds awfully familiar......
CalCommando 6
FISH KILL! (tf2)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Talk about slapstick comedy!!:D Eh! Eh!!! No? Okay, I'll go back under my rock now.
msworldwide 8
am I the only one who thinks of Asterix&Obelix when reading that?
Strafeh 9
How do you get slapped with a fish?
OhHushDear 11
It's actually pretty easy... My family is weird -__-
elainelovesyou 7
It's easy. Step 1, buy/catch/find a fish. Step 2, look for somebody to slap. Step 3, slap them with the fish.
Almighty_Chris97 6
Step 1: acquire a fish*
Manganimegrl 16
3- Properly.
iwantjennifer 0
It was in the mood for flesh
Miouya 0
I love becca XD It's was the ending theme for kuroshitsiji right?
ICATiger 13
Was it the salmon of knowledge
XxHoPPoxX 8
Where's Clint Eastwood and his racist remarks about asians (fish heads)
TurtlesOnFire 0
You could have just said that you got slapped in the face with a fish in the first place. Anyways, there's no reason for anyone to slap you with a fish, unless you did something first. FYL unless there is an FML telling how someone had to slap someone with a fish to stop them from robbing him/her.
Awsumuzzie 12
Sheesh, you're going way too deep... And not in a good way. It was worded this way to make it longer and to put a tiny bit of suspense in it. As for the situation, just read it as it is. Maybe OP is a guy and was wearing a kilt... Maybe OP is a girl and had a one might stand with him. MAYBE it was an "innocent" person like the fml informed us.
raphanne_fml 33
What's wrong with wearing a kilt? I like kilts.
Awsumuzzie 12
Nothing, I'm just assuming random things, too!
legitsexbomb 2
I think we can safely assume the fish slapper was high or drunk of both.
Pelreskovich 11
That's absolutely random, so you got salmon slapped?
bizarre_ftw 22
More like beachsalmon slapped (actual fish)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
32 - Why beachsalmon? What's the connection there? I feel like I'm missing something.
Hearon20 0
"Beachsalmon slapped" bitch salmon slapped. Bitch slapped with a salmon. I think that's the connection you are looking for, but I may have misinterpreted.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Ah, thanks, 55. I think I was just too used to incoherent comments from Bizarre (no offence intended), so I figured I should ask. I'll go stick my head in ice and come back when I'm fully awake.
superpoptart 24
Didn't know people would actually do that in real life...
jdogg0119 4
Did you have tarter sauce?
Avalanches 9
It's not uncommon in Australia.
mooocow1 5
Where do you live •_•
LawSixx 11
What a fishy situation you had happen to you.
MrsPegg 45
Yea, you know OP was cod off guard by that. They probably puckered their lips as they fished for ideas as to why that happened to them!