Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
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Top comments
svalaedgren 18
Some people don't know the value personal space.
triplebeerox 27
I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.
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Comments (108)
hurley12 30
I've always seen jokes about how guys hate it when you use the urinal right next to them when there are others open. This is 10x worse.
lizmurray 11
when you got to go you got to go
kee_breezy32 34
yeah but you can at least try to hold it until a urinal opens up . I would NEVER try to share with someone else!
shibeep 12
Some did this too me before. I just turned and pissed on him. Not the right thing too do but worth it
aeonsoul 12
What the fuhh
RedPillSucks 33
1. 2. 3. 4. I declare a dick war.
timss4 19
Lol I probably would've let him finish out of fear I'd get piss all over me if tried to stop him ha
Dakota27_fml 9
Ok? So what? You even said it was busy. I highly doubt that he was trying to do anything more than go pee. I mean seriously, who the hell cares?
pinguino3669_fml 23
This is probably one of the most awkward things I've read on this website!
graceinsheepwear 34
Keep reading. It gets so much worse sometimes.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Flag on the play, well actually this is more of a foul ball. Too many players on the field, and batter crowding the plate.
juicedude10 12
88: It could be a flag, with a personal foul. Too many men on the field and illegal formation.
kee_breezy32 34
I wonder if he doesn't understand the concept of "personal space."
kee_breezy32 34
EDIT: I doubt he understands the concept of "personal space."