Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
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svalaedgren 18
Some people don't know the value personal space.
triplebeerox 27
I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.
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Comments (108)
SirEbro 7
Did he ask?
obsquire 5
Even if he did ask, I'm sure the answer would still be no!
Queensland 27
Wtf... ask? 'Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to share your urinal with me resulting in our junk nearly touching each other?'
octopussperm125 18
Dont knock it til u try it, like no one else here ever had a sword fight with their streams, this is usually the result of being completely ****** up tho
Futacy 30
And on that day, no ***** were given by the man.
Mr_Loudmouth 9
100% WIN!!!!!!!
FrankHotpants 31
Too many man rules broken, definitely not cool.
0h_Boy 26
Sharing is caring.....
Grand_Cookie 21
Sharing is caring! And the less water from one flush is better for the environment.
thatnucca 36
What George Michael type behavior is that? Talk about taking sword crossing to new spaces...
AholeCop 11
Don't cross the streams.
Wizardo 34
Trolls, ready! Humans, ready! TROLOLOLOLO... and the age old battle continues.
venus89 17
You should learn how to share. He learned
perdix 31
Just remember the rule from Ghostbusters: Don't cross the streams! That would be bad.
Wizardo 34
Exactly, the splatter patterns the ion filled streams will make alone could rip the fabric of space-time...
timelessone 16
Unless you reverse the polarity!