Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
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Top comments
svalaedgren 18
Some people don't know the value personal space.
triplebeerox 27
I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.
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Comments (108)
tegraturbo2000 15
you didnt cross swords did u never cross the streams
Allratsgottadie 5
How did he even have room to use the urinal with if you wasn't already standing to the side of it?
Ahriannah 8
NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS....!!!!
Jjimen1654 9
What if every single urinal and toilet was occupied and he was literally about to pee in his pants?
perdix 31
What? Were all the sinks occupied, too?
timelessone 16
This is not the Prefix your looking for. *waves hand*
jrk922 1
Is this your special bush?
morella_xx 29
Funniest scene in a hilarious movie!
phatdaddy62 23
Sword Fight!
JasonUMN 15
As long as the streams don't cross you are golden.
worldclassrager 41
Was it that packed in? Jesus take up as much space in the dividers (if there are any) as you can...what a creep...
Thelic 3
Don't cross the streams!!!