Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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Top comments
LouisvilleLuke 10
That's a bloody shame, mate
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.
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Comments (129)
wrathofthefist 5
I know that feel. I lost 2 balls for my septum. One went down my bathroom sink, the other is lost somewhere in my car.
TJWEIS 9
that's nothing, try screwing in a tongue piercing then talk to me about difficult
tadale 10
I know the feeling. I'm always losing those little balls.
LaLaVee13 6
Why is it open?! Nasty!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
I recommend soap and hot water.
cece23_fml 10
I heard red is "in".
hystericsky 11
I had the same problem with one of my lip balls except it dropped into a bucket of bleach... I soaked it in saline for like 3 months and set it to the side and never wore it again because I have really really bad anxiety about chemicals..
RachaelAnna92 3
Screwing the ball onto a lip ring is the task from hell! it is harder then banging your head against a brick wall! I have lost many a ball to my lip ring.
Jjtacos 5
YDI, that's what you get for being nasty,you should've wrapped it up. How are you gunna leave your dirty pad just wide open for everyone to see?Your disgusting! OP has some unsanitary hygiene habits. Parent fail, sibling fail,significant other fail,sex ed fail. so many fails!!! someone should've told you long ago to wrap that up. That's how you attract bears! Your whole camp would be mauled by bears!
tessaangela 11
I know those feels.